https://www.reverbnation.com/thetaxciter/song/13283021-500-lb-mom
[Verse]
G A Bm A
I've got a five hundred pound mom
G A Bm Bm A Bm Bm A
And she's stuck half way out of the shower
G A Bm A
She's screaming my name
G D
Help me, help me Tom
G A Bm A
I've got a five hundred pound mom
[Chorus]
Bm A A G G D
Wa ah, wa ah, wa ah
G D D A A G
Wa ah, wa ah, wa ah ah ah
[Verse]
G A Bm A
I've got a five hundred pound mom
G A Bm A Bm A
and she can't get dressed - without my help
G A Bm A
She's got some new hose
G G D
help me, help me - Tom
G A Bm A
I've got a five hundred pound mom
[Chorus]
Bm A A G G D
Wa ah, wa ah, wa ah
G D D A A G
Wa ah, wa ah, wa ah ah ah
[Verse]
G A Bm A
I've got a five hundred pound mom
G A Bm Bm A Bm Bm A
And she's stuck half way out of the shower
G A Bm
and she can't - get - cleeeen