A song by Patrick, Suzu, and Timmy Keenan
7/29/2018
[INTRO]
C F C G G7
[VERSE 1]
C
She was a Whiskey Cow, with a sugar foot,
F
From a New England town, in my neighborhood,
C
She had a big ole neck, and a sawed-off horn,
G G7
She was a Whiskey Cow, a Whiskey Cow
[INSTRUMENTAL]
C F C G G7
[VERSE 2]
C
She ate oats and hay, and drank a fifth a day,
F
She’d levitate at night, and gave the folks a fright,
C
She had a waterbed, and big ole head,
G G7
She was a Whiskey Cow, a Whiskey Cow
[INSTRUMENTAL]
C F C G G7
[CHORUS]
F
Whiskey Cow don’t make no milk,
C
Whiskey cow don’t need no still,
G
On her waterbed, she gets massaged all day,
D D7 G G7
A Whiskey Cow, Whiskey Cow
[INSTRUMENTAL]
C F C G G7 (2X)
[VERSE 3]
C
She could say four words, and she could sing out loud,
F
She won First-In-Show, and made her Daddy proud,
C
She danced around, the ole barnyard,
G G7
She was a Whiskey Cow, a Whiskey Cow
[INSTRUMENTAL]
C F C G G7
[CHORUS]
F
Whiskey Cow don’t make no milk,
C
Whiskey cow don’t need no still,
G
On her waterbed, she gets massaged all day,
D D7 G G7
A Whiskey Cow, Whiskey Cow
[INSTRUMENTAL]
C F C G G7