CAPO 4th Fret
[INTRO]
G Em C D7 (2X)
[VERSE 1]
G Em C D7
I testify, in front of you, I’m here to tell my story
G Em C D7
About the time, I epically, rode on the wings of glory
C G
It was past midnight, on mountain high
C G
Just my Baby and me, in the dark of night
C G
The moon was blue, just for this run
C G
My skis were hot, like a million suns
C G
My loins were fire just like Solomon’s
C G
And I waxed up my skis for perfection
G Em C D7 (2X)
[VERSE 2]
G Em C D7
With visions and confidence I was Bodie Miller plus Jesus
G Em C D7
It was minus 10, I wore no clothes, except a shirt that was sleeveless
C G
There was Sasquatch there, and a friend of his
C G
A Yeti peeked out and just to look at this
C G
There were animals there drinking beer and rum
C G
And just me on a well lighted podium
C G
I looked down upon in astonishment
C G
And the anticipation of enlightenment
G Em C D7 (2X)
[VERSE 3]
G Em C D7
The difficulty, of the this current run, had been matched in only dreams of
G Em C D7
There were right turns and a loop de loop, that make a lesser man just scream and,
C G
Evil Kennival would die
C G
Most lesser men, they would cry
C G
There was a crevase that had no end
C G
And a cliff that I’m sure would offend
C G
And a tree with limbs like a knife
C G
And a grizzly just ripe for a fight
G Em C D7 (2X)
[VERSE 4]
G Em C D7
So with the pistol shot, I bombed on down, in grotesque quest for glory
G Em C D7
And I turned right and did a loop de loop and avoided the Grizzly goring
C G
I jumped off the cliff, and I flew
C G
Over animals and camera crew
C G
Past the crevase, I did a corkscrew
C G
And the halfpipe, I slpit into two
C G
I’d flipped over dangerous trees
C G
But a deer ran right into my knees
G Em C D7 (1X)
[OUTRO quiet]
G Em C D7
I’m alive to say, that enlightenment is attained by feats of valor
G Em C D7
I can float away, on a cloud of love, upon an angel’s shoulders….