[Verse]
C F
Life in this here dog house ain't so bad
C G
Ol' Blue and me snuggle when she's mad
C
Lord knows I've tried to make things better
F
I washed and driefd her favorite sweater
C G C
Life in this here dog house ain't so bad
[Verse]
C F
Why is her sweet mind so hard to read
C G
How many pillows does one bed really need
C
She makes the bed while I'm still snoring
F
She says my songs are stale and boring
C G C
Why is her sweet mind so hard to read
[Chorus]
F C
Some men get to sleep on the sofa
F C
I can't find a word that rhymes with sofa
G
I'm now stuck in this here dog house
F
Ol' Blue and me and this old field mouse
C G C
I still can't find a word that rhymes with sofa
[Verse]
C F
Life in this here dog house ain't so bad
C G
A water dish an old sleeping bag
C
When it comes to eating dinner
F
Ol' Blue and me we're getting thinner
C G C
Life in this here dog house ain't so bad
[Bridge]
G
If she gives a choice 'tween dog house and sofa
F
I recommend you you take the sofa
[Outro]
C G C
I still can't find a word that rhymes with sofa