Everybody Wants to Hang with Me
By Rodney Henson 2014
G C
Shot a trophy deer in Montana,
G D
Saved a white whale with Daryl Hannah
G
Won a million dollars
C
Been on TV
D G
Everybody wants to hang with me
[Verse 2]
G C
Jumped off the bridge in San Francisco
G D
Won first prize at the disco
G
Drafted by the Dodgers
C
Drive a Ferrari
D G
Everybody wants to hang with me
[Chorus]
G
Ohhhh nooooo
C
Here I go, again
G
Making up stories
D
To impress my friends
G
I don't know why I do it
C
I guess I'll burn in hell
D G
Did I tell you bout the year I spent in jail?
[Verse 3]
G C
Sailed around the world on my yacht
G D
Stole the hope diamond and never got caught
G
I've climbed the highest mountains
C
I've lived in a tree
D G
Even monkeys want to hang with me
G
Ohhhh nooooo
C
Here I go, again
G
Making up stories
D
To impress my friends
G
I don't know why I do it
C
I guess I'll burn in hell
D G
Did I tell you bout the year I spent in jail?
G C
Escaped from Alcatraz with a spoon
G D
Rode in spaceship one to the moon
G
Been to rehab in Toledo
C
Smoked a kilo with LiLo
D G
Celebrities want to hang with me
D G
Hipsters wanna hang with me
D G
Rednecks wanna hang with me
D G
Your mom wants to hang with me