[verse 1]
Dm C
Do This and I'll spank you
Bb Am C Am
Do that and I'll make you cry
Dm C F Am C Am F C Am G Am
You Better Listen to Me or I will make you wanna die
Dm C
eat shit and say thank you
Bb Am C Am
you'll love it it's dog doo pie
Dm Bb F Am C Am F C Am G Am
you better stuff your face or I will give you dog shit eyes
[chorus]
Dm C Dm E F E Dm C Dm C Dm E F E Dm C Dm
You had better listen to me bitch
Dm C Dm E F E Dm C Dm C Dm E F E Dm C Dm
You had better satisfy this itch
Dm C Dm C Bb Am Bb Am C Am G Am C Am
do it or i'll make your retched life a living hell
Bb Am Bb Am C Am C Am Dm
i will keep you chained down in the well
[verse 2]
Dm C
lick my boot or I'll shank you
Bb Am C Am
suck my toes bitch don't ask me why
Dm C F Am C Am F C Am G Am
you know that you like it slut better believe it that's not a lie
Dm C
grab those bars while i yank you
Bb Am C Am
now turn around eyes to the sky
Dm C F Am C Am F C Am G Am
i better not hear you peep while I tenderize your thighs
[chorus]
Dm C Dm E F E Dm C Dm C Dm E F E Dm C Dm
You had better listen to me bitch
Dm C Dm E F E Dm C Dm C Dm E F E Dm C Dm
You had better satisfy this itch
Dm C Dm C Bb Am Bb Am C Am G Am C Am
do it or i'll make your retched life a living hell
Bb Am Bb Am C Am C Am Dm
i will keep you chained down in the well
[bridge]
Dm
you're a waste of life you should have been an abortion
C
you're mother must've been drunk her whole pregnancy with you
Bb
I can't even look at you, you disgrace, you disgust me
Am C Am C
you deserve even more shit than I'm sending your way
Dm
you're so dumb I think you've only got one brain cell
C
and those feet you totally look like a clown
Bb
and your face well, you're gonna need this bag
Am C Am C
you slovenly selfish shithead with nothing worthwhile to say
[chorus]
Dm C Dm E F E Dm C Dm C Dm E F E Dm C Dm
You had better listen to me bitch
Dm C Dm E F E Dm C Dm C Dm E F E Dm C Dm
You had better satisfy this itch
Dm C Dm C Bb Am Bb Am C Am G Am C Am
do it or i'll make your retched life a living hell
Bb Am Bb Am C Am C Am Dm
i will keep you chained down in the well