[intro]
A D
Mini me here ceases to be
F#m D E
cast upon the other side of death's mighty sea
A D
yet if you listen you can here him in every heart, stone and tree
F#m D E A
shouting out to us all that he's happy and free
[part 2]
A F#m
Verne Troyer is his name
D E
and his major claim to fame
A F#m D E
was that in austin powers he was mini me
A F#m
his loss saddens his fans
D E
but there's much more to this man
A F#m D E
now listen to this song and you will agree
[verse 3]
F#m E
Verne was bon in Sturgis Michigan
Bm A
his mother's name was Susan
F#m E
raised up Amish when his life first began
Bm D E
till his parents no longer found it amusin
F#m E
married a Gallen for or so they say
Bm A
annulled that shit the very next day
F#m E
sex tape leaked by TMZ
Bm D E
Sued those mother fuckers for invading privacy
[bridge]
E
let me tell you a bit about where he got his start
his screen debut and his first acting parts
[part 4]
A E A D A D D A E A Bm A Bm
He was baby binks stunt double in Baby's Day Out
A E A D D A E D E A
he was in dunstin checks in, go ahead check it out
A E A D A D D A E A Bm A Bm
a small santa in a sleigh in Jingle all the way
A E A D D A E D E A
an alien son in men in black was his part to play
E D A
in my giant he was a wrestler oh so tiny
E D A
Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas a waiter wee
E D A
With ronald mcdonald he was cast as a sundae
E D A
mighty joe young he was baby joe, really, no way (yeah it's true dude)
[part 5]
A E A D
so many more movies I could add to this song
A E D E A
but then things would just come out way too long
A E A D
so i'm gonna end here, hope I'm not being wrong
A E D E A
oh but i forgot to mention his legendary slong or do you prefer dong
[coda]
A D
so be happy in heaven verne
F#m Bm E
hope we can chill when it's my turn
A D
you can show me all the things to learn
F#m Bm D E A
when my candle ceases to burn