[03 - Szechuan Sauce]
[verse 1]
Am C Dm C E
I want that szechuan sauce and I need it quick-ly
Am C Dm C E
I need it more than mort or Rick-y
Am C Dm C E
You know that sauce it's from the mulan mov-ie
Am C Dm C E
the rant that they gave well it certainly moved me
F E
and it moved the throngs all across the land
F E
they joined together in one voice they did band
F E
and mcdonalds decided to take the hint
F E Am Dm E
but they sure fucked it up with a limited one day stint
[verse 2]
Am C Dm C E
I want that szechuan sauce be-fore I turn forty
Am C Dm C E
or I'll open up a portal like in Rick and Morty
Am C Dm C E
and by portal I mean I'll rip your asshole a-part
Am C Dm C E
never will you ever hear the sound of your own fart
F E
you see there were not e-nough supplies
F E
and some locations they were naught but lies
F E
and soon the air was full of cries
F E Am C Dm E
people shouting I hope Mc-Don-ald's dies
[verse 3]
Am C Dm C E
I want that szechuan sauce and I need it swiftly
Am C Dm C E
I need it so we can get all schwiffty
Am C Dm C E
come on everybody just like morty and ricky
Am C Dm C E
drop your pants drop your drawers shirt the floors and get schwiffty
F E
My friend Ty he called up the store
F E
asked about the sauce and the lady told him sure
F E
come by at two maybe a little before
F E Am C Dm E
when he got there "thought you were joking" said that whore
[verse 4]
Am C Dm C E
I want that szechuan sauce now give it to me
Am C Dm C E
now let's all go back and watch that mulan movie
Am C Dm C E
i'll be dunkin my nuggets feeling so groovy
Am C Dm C E
en-joying this sweet substance which used to e-lude me
F E
So they made a scene and both sides got mean
F E
as anger boils he bagan to scream THE FAWK YOU MEAN
F E
So they kicked him out and told him "Don't you ever come back"
F E Am Dm E
They took his picture and hung it up with a tack
[Coda]
Am C Dm C E
I want that szechuan sauce and I need it quick-ly
Am C Dm C E
I need it more than mort or Rick-y
Am C Dm C E
You know that sauce it's from the mulan mov-ie
Am C Dm C E
the rant that they gave well it certainly moved me
Am C Dm C E
I want that szechuan sauce be-fore I turn forty
Am C Dm C E
or I'll open up a portal like in Rick and Morty
Am C Dm C E
and by portal I mean I'll rip your asshole a-part
Am C Dm C E
never will you ever hear the sound of your own fart
Am C Dm C E
I want that szechuan sauce and I need it swiftly
Am C Dm C E
I need it so we can get all schwiffty
Am C Dm C E
come on everybody just like morty and ricky
Am C Dm C E
drop your pants drop your drawers shirt the floors and get schwiffty
Am C Dm C E
I want that szechuan sauce now give it to me
Am C Dm C E
now let's all go back and watch that mulan movie
Am C Dm C E
i'll be dunkin my nuggets feeling so groovy
Am C Dm C E
en-joying this sweet substance which used to e-lude me