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Robb Frost The Hobo Rockstar

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Second Wipes

[Intro]
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Took a shit about an hour ago and now my ass is getting swampy
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head on to the bathroom to give myself a little wipey

[Chorus]
D G Bm A
whatcha know about those second wipes just give yourself a swipe
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to avoid those shitty stripes you know the type
D G Bm A
now it's time to hype those second wipes
D G Bm A D
just swipe your pipe and avoid those shitty stripes

[Verse 1]
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now when you're taking a shit some of it dries and sticks to the hair in your crack
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and it lingers there until later so that it may make it's attack
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it waits until you're sweaty makes you itch and scratch your ass
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and that is all it takes to turn your underwear to trash

[Chorus]
D G Bm A
whatcha know about those second wipes just give yourself a swipe
D G Bm D A
to avoid those shitty stripes you know the type
D G Bm A
now it's time to hype those second wipes
D G Bm A D
just swipe your pipe and avoid those shitty stripes

[Verse 2]
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When I was younger I always used to get these skid marks in my pants
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but now i've learned this little trick and it makes me wanna dance
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a short while after you poo and your ass is getting sweaty
D G Bm A D
give it a wipe or maybe two and then you're done and ready

[Chorus]
D G Bm A
whatcha know about those second wipes just give yourself a swipe
D G Bm D A
to avoid those shitty stripes you know the type
D G Bm A
now it's time to hype those second wipes
D G Bm A D
just swipe your pipe and avoid those shitty stripes

D G Bm A
whatcha know about those second wipes just give yourself a swipe
D G Bm D A
to avoid those shitty stripes you know the type
D G Bm A
now it's time to hype those second wipes
D G Bm A D
just swipe your pipe and avoid those shitty stripes

[Outro]
N.C.
Second wipes the only way to keep skidmarks out of your life