Pussy Kryptonite
[Intro]
G C Am D Bm Em C D
when a girl spends time with me she goes running for the hills
G C Am D Bm Em Am D
or if she sticks around she had to drink and swallow pills
Bm Em Am C D
but still nothing will happen and she'll head off on her way
Bm Em Am D
and in my head the voices constantly say
[Chorus]
G C
i got that pussy kryptonite
Am C D Em Bm G
She might have been all ready and wet but thanks to me she's dry and tight
G C
pussy kryptonite
Am C D Em Bm G
when I wanna get laid it just seems a constant fight
G C
pussy kryptonite
Am C D Em Bm G
why have I been cursed with a sex life blight
G C
pussy kryptonite
Am C D Em Bm G
no one wants me in their bed with a turned off light
[Verse 1]
G D G D
it seems whatever i do and whatever I say
Am C D
it never ever seems to play out the right way
G D G D
can't tell if I'm moving too slow or I'm going too fast
Am C D G
constantly examining mistakes that I have made in the past
C D G Em
the common denominator in this problem is me
C D G Em
and maybe it's just the way things are supposed to be
C D Bm Em
but sometimes this sadness presses down way too much
Am C Am C D
from the abscence of a tender loving feminine touch
[Chorus]
G C
i got that pussy kryptonite
Am C D Em Bm G
She might have been all ready and wet but thanks to me she's dry and tight
G C
pussy kryptonite
Am C D Em Bm G
when I wanna get laid it just seems a constant fight
G C
pussy kryptonite
Am C D Em Bm G
why have I been cursed with a sex life blight
G C
pussy kryptonite
Am C D Em Bm G
no one wants me in their bed with a turned off light
[Verse 2]
G D G D
the main issue which seems to keep me perplexed
Am C D
how do you go from we're chillin to oh look we're having sex
G D G D
i'm missing some element that one crucial key
Am C D
the secret combination that still eludes me
C D G Em
it feels i'll be searching for all of my life
C D G Em
lost and alone with never a wife
C D Bm Em
beaten and bruised, naught but fate's chew toy
Am C Am C D
but maybe this misery will lead me to joy
[Chorus]
G C
i got that pussy kryptonite
Am C D Em Bm G
She might have been all ready and wet but thanks to me she's dry and tight
G C
pussy kryptonite
Am C D Em Bm G
when I wanna get laid it just seems a constant fight
G C
pussy kryptonite
Am C D Em Bm G
why have I been cursed with a sex life blight
G C
pussy kryptonite
Am C D Em Bm G
no one wants me in their bed with a turned off light