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Robb Frost The Hobo Rockstar

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[Verse 1]
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At the mobil Mart on US 1 in Dania
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there is this little douchey man who must suffer from mania
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I asked him for his bathroom key but my food stamp card wasn't good enough you see
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so I gave him my interim ID Yet he still denied me

[Bridge]
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Luckily some passerby took pity on my plight
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He handed the man his ID to my sphincter's delight
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god bless you sir I said to him as he walks out of sight
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I can't believe that guy at that Mobil Mart in Dania was so dag-nab-ly trite

[Chorus]
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At the mobil mart At the mobil mart That guy was such a fart At the mobil mart In Da-ni-a
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At the mobil mart At the mobil mart That guy was such a fart At the mobil mart In Da-ni-a

[Verse 2]
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At the mobil Mart on US 1 in Dania
C F G F
there is this little douchey man who must suffer from mania
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I went outside to eat my food and strum on this six string
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Saying howdy to all the good people who enjoy hearing me sing
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then out he came a marching, that mobil mart manic king
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he said you cannot sit here even though you broke your thing

[Bridge]
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the thing of which I'm talking bout is my bicycle cart
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I said come on man I'm broken down, won't you please have a heart
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But he didn't care at all, that fuddy duddy fart
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even though I was buying stuff all day from his mobil mart

[Chorus]
C F C F C F G F C
At the mobil mart At the mobil mart That guy was such a fart At the mobil mart In Da-ni-a
C F C F C F G F C
At the mobil mart At the mobil mart That guy was such a fart At the mobil mart In Da-ni-a

[Verse 3]
C F G F
At the mobil Mart on US 1 in Dania
C F G F
there is this little douchey man who must suffer from mania
C F G F
I went back there to play this song and show him how I felt
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I played it for many hours in a heat that would make most people melt
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I played so long that I lost weight and had to tighten my belt
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and I returned to play it again and again each time that card I was dealt

[Bridge]
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the man he yelled at me and told me to get out
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but that only strengthened my resolve and louder i did shout
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the cops then showed up, he called them that's no doubt
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but they said just don't block the sidewalk when i told them what I was about

[Chorus]
C F C F C F G F C
At the mobil mart At the mobil mart That guy was such a fart At the mobil mart In Da-ni-a
C F C F C F G F C
At the mobil mart At the mobil mart That guy was such a fart At the mobil mart In Da-ni-a
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At the mobil mart At the mobil mart At the mobil mart That guy was such a fart Where At
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I'll tell you where my friend, In Da-ni-a, I said In Da-ni-a, Castle Insa-ni-a