Matilda's Mad
[Intro]
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Hey you stop looking at me swan
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Just gonna play one song and then I'm gone
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remember me the one you tackled to the ground
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held me down behind my back matilda had been bound
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well you pissed her off and she's still steaming mad
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you injured her and made her really sad
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now she's here to provide a proverbial payback
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a little thing she calls a musical attack
[Chorus]
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Matilda's angry boy she's mad at you
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she's gonna rock and roll and rip you in two
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her ruthless wrath she reserves for rather few
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and she's ready to ruin the rest of everything that you do
[Verse 1]
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You're a piece of shit loaded up with corn kernals
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a putrid zit conjured up by infernals
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you look like something found on the bottom of a shoe
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like a mixture of chewing gum a slug and doggy doo
[Chorus]
Dm G F E Dm G F E
Matilda's angry boy she's mad at you
Dm G F E Dm G F E
she's gonna rock and roll and rip you in two
Dm G F E Dm G F E
her ruthless wrath she reserves for rather few
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and she's ready to ruin the rest of everything that you do
[Verse 2]
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you're chunkier than an old cold corn chowder
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and junkier than a 90's router
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you're a slime sucking stupid selfish slithering baffoon
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you're a noodle nogginned neanderthal that's nothing but a goon
[Bridge]
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you're a blathering bonehead bastard bringing blights upun the land
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a dogbrained doofus dingleberry destroying dreams with your demands
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a faulty flowing faculty fills the font found between these hands
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you're an ass who aught to be ate by an asp within the sands
[coda]
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hey swan Matilda wants a sorry from you
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never gonna forgive you unless you do
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come on bro it's time for us to end this fued
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please apologize for hurting my best girl dude