[Verse 1]
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I got to play with granny's tits and if I didn't it would have been the pits
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Oh I'm glad I did cause boy was they the shits better than driving a fancy car or staying at the ritz
[Chorus]
Am C F E
cause they're wonderful... better than the prized cows's at the market
Am C F E
Oh so wonderful... Did I tell you she bought em at target
Am C F E
Oh so wonderful... only five point eight percent intrest on her credit card
Am C F E
Oh so Wonderful... And did I tell you that she got me hard
[Verse 2]
C G Am C F C F G
I got to play with granny's tits bought em at target, built em with a kit
C G Am C
love em so much everytime I play with those naughty bits
F C F G C
I get so over excited I go into convulsive fits
[Chorus]
Am C F E
cause they're wonderful... better than the prized cows's at the market
Am C F E
Oh so wonderful... Did I tell you she bought em at target
Am C F E
Oh so wonderful... only five point eight percent intrest on her credit card
Am C F E
Oh so Wonderful... And did I tell you that she got me hard
[Verse 3]
C G Am C F C F G
I got to fondle granny's titties and if i didn't it would have been a pity
C G Am C
cause those fun bags brought me straight to boner city
F C F G C
I' m telling you that granny is one fine hot little bitty
[Chorus]
Am C F E
cause they're wonderful... better than the prized cows's at the market
Am C F E
Oh so wonderful... Did I tell you she bought em at target
Am C F E
Oh so wonderful... only five point eight percent intrest on her credit card
Am C F E
Oh so Wonderful... And did I tell you that she got me hard
[Closing]
C G Am C F C F G
I got to play with granny's tits and if I didn't it would have been the pits
C G Am C F C F G C
Oh I'm glad I did cause boy was they the shits better than driving a fancy car or staying at the ritz