[04 - Fuck the Funk 'N Waffles]
[Intro]
A D A D A
On our way to the Juggalo show whoop whoop whoop whoop
A D A D A
cause we're down with the clown and we're gonna go whoop whoop whoop whoop
A D A D A
I'm diggin this dark carnival flow whoop whoop whoop whoop
A D A D A
Now shout it out if you're a Juggalo whoop whoop whoop whoop
D E A
You see we're down to see the clown
D E A
and if I don't get in well you know I'm gonna frown
D E A
Yeah we're down to see the clown
D E A
Please my ninjas oh please don't let me down
D
I got into the show made it to the third act
A
but then things got really really whack
D E
[Chorus]
E F#m E D A
Fuck the Funk N Waff-le I say Fuck em and let's cut em
E F#m E D A
cause that place is fucking aw--ful and their security well they can suck em
E F#m E D A
Fuck the Funk N Waff-le I say Fuck em and let's cut em
E F#m E D A
cause that place is fucking aw--ful and their security well they can suck em
[Verse 1]
E F#m A E
They kicked me out for no good reason when a warning would've been e-nough to suffice
E F#m A E
and threy continued with their teasin though they pretended at times to be nice
[Chorus]
E F#m E D A
Fuck the Funk N Waff-le I say Fuck em and let's cut em
E F#m E D A
cause that place is fucking aw--ful and their security well they can suck em
E F#m E D A
Fuck the Funk N Waff-le I say Fuck em and let's cut em
E F#m E D A
cause that place is fucking aw--ful and their security well they can suck em
[Verse 2]
E
I climbed up higher so I could see
F#m A E
but se-curity seemed to have a problem with me
E
they kicked me out set me loose and cut me free
F#m A E
when they could have gave a warning and just let me be
[Chorus]
E F#m E D A
Fuck the Funk N Waff-le I say Fuck em and let's cut em
E F#m E D A
cause that place is fucking aw--ful and their security well they can suck em
E F#m E D A
Fuck the Funk N Waff-le I say Fuck em and let's cut em
E F#m E D A
cause that place is fucking aw--ful and their security well they can suck em
[Verse 3]
E
it seems that oompa loompa fucker had a stick up his ass
F#m A E
an uptight dickhead jerk with face like an ass
E
a napoleon bonehead who bullies the weak
F#m A E
should have given that bastard a punch to his beak
[Chorus]
E F#m E D A
Fuck the Funk N Waff-le I say Fuck em and let's cut em
E F#m E D A
cause that place is fucking aw--ful and their security well they can suck em
E F#m E D A
Fuck the Funk N Waff-le I say Fuck em and let's cut em
E F#m E D A
cause that place is fucking aw--ful and their security well they can suck em
E D A D A
Fuck the Funk N Waff-le I say Fuck em and let's cut em
E D A D E
cause that place is fucking aw--ful and their security well they can suck em
E F#m E D A
Fuck the Funk N Waff-le I say Fuck em and let's cut em
E F#m E D A
cause that place is fucking aw--ful and their security well they can suck em