[Chorus]
C F
Everything is better with a butt flap
C F Am C G
it's comical yet functional you can pull it down and give a slap
C F
Everything is better with a butt flap
F G C
and It really comes in handy when you crap
[Verse 1]
C Am C Am F G C
a buttflap on a onesey is my idea of cool
C Am C Am F G C
although some people would say it makes me look like a fool
C Am C Am F G C
I'll argue to the death that they totally rule
C Am C Am F G C
no need to pull down your pants when you gotta unload some stool
[Chorus]
C F
Everything is better with a butt flap
C F Am C G
it's comical yet functional you can pull it down and give a slap
C F
Everything is better with a butt flap
F G C
and It really comes in handy when you crap
[Verse 2]
C Am C Am F G C
butt flaps they come in all sizes and shapes
C Am C Am F G C
when you pull it down it looks like your ass is wearing a cape
C Am C Am F G C
leave it that way and you will surely see some people gape
C Am C Am F G C
but some people may see an advertsement for rape
[Chorus]
C F
Everything is better with a butt flap
C F Am C G
it's comical yet functional you can pull it down and give a slap
C F
Everything is better with a butt flap
F G C
and It really comes in handy when you crap
[Verse 3]
C Am C Am F G C
butt flaps are perfect if you wanna fuck a girl
C Am C Am F G C
just undo the ties and give her a whirl
C Am C Am F G C
enjoying the sensation as the whole world around you twirls
C Am C Am F G C
a butt flap you see is even better than a string of pearls
[Chorus]
C F
Everything is better with a butt flap
C F Am C G
it's comical yet functional you can pull it down and give a slap
C F
Everything is better with a butt flap
F G C
and It really comes in handy when you crap
[Verse 4]
C Am C Am
i'll put butt flaps on everything
F G C
think it'd be great to see one on a king
C Am C Am
or on one of those great big orange pumpkin things
F G C
just pictured a butt flap on a bird flapping it's wings
C Am C Am
butt flaps make me wanna sing
F G C
and sound the bells ring a ding ding ting
C Am C Am
what about a butt flap attached by springs
F G C
see all the joy that butt flaps bring
[Chorus]
C F
Everything is better with a butt flap
C F Am C G
it's comical yet functional you can pull it down and give a slap
C F
Everything is better with a butt flap
F G C
and It really comes in handy when you crap
C F
Everything is better with a butt flap
C F Am C G
it's comical yet functional you can pull it down and give a slap
C F
Everything is better with a butt flap
F G C
and It really comes in handy when you crap