Celebrate Australia
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g'day mates time to celebrate australia
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the land down under's so friendly they will never fail-i ya
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come along and join us at this grand buccanalia
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filled with women so friendly they're totally gonna nail-i ya
[verse 1]
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start the day out with brekkies rock melon and bangers
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while sipping on a cuppa i take mine flat white
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take a stroll down the foot path passing by all the wankers
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light a fag for a smoko as we soak in the sights
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hungry jack or maccas cause I'm hungry for Sangers
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or would some dog's eye be better for a bite
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a wobbly dag's throwing a bucks it's sure to be crackers
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throwing fillets on the barby it's going off tonight
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g'day mates time to celebrate australia
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the land down under's so friendly they will never fail-i ya
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come along and join us at this grand buccanalia
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filled with women so friendly they're totally gonna nail-i ya
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throw on your bathers and your sunnies and run out to the beach
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watch the shark biscuits and surfies as the water they breach
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grab some stubbies at Bottle-O so we can all get pissed
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sucking down on some clean skins finding sheila's to kiss
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i prefer mine to be cheaky but it don't matter heaps
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mad as a cut snake that don't give me the creeps
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avoid the word fanny cause that word don't mean tush
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when mozzies get bad load the boot and head to the bush
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g'day mates time to celebrate australia
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the land down under's so friendly they will never fail-i ya
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come along and join us at this grand buccanalia
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filled with women so friendly they're totally gonna nail-i ya
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the bushies can be feral but just tell them get stuffed
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but if they're still acting up they may have to get roughed
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or perhaps make them friends and get em racked up
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share with them from your esky and all yell hup hup
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making malakas your mates and avoiding the fight
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it's bound to be ripper a total big night
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sucking down on those schooners with a wreckless fury
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and when they give their ta just tell em no worries
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g'day mates time to celebrate australia
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the land down under's so friendly they will never fail-i ya
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come along and join us at this grand buccanalia
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filled with women so friendly they're totally gonna nail-i ya
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the next day if you're knackered just chuck a sickle
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if your boss is a tosser tell him to suck your pickle
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if you're felling a bit queezy you can unload in the dunny
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but not in the rubbish cause that shit can get runny
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after your stomache settles down eat some pasta with dead horse
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chug another tinny then head out and plot a course
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go out and find some fun cause a ruckess have a hoot
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buy a postie fairy floss cause then she'll wanna root
[chorus]
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g'day mates time to celebrate australia
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the land down under's so friendly they will never fail-i ya
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come along and join us at this grand buccanalia
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filled with women so friendly they're totally gonna nail-i ya