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Robb Frost The Hobo Rockstar

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[08 - Vegan's Meat]

[Verse 1]
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I ate the vegan's meat and now I'm taking heat
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I also ate her eggs I suppose she wants me to beg
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made use of complete pancake mix cause it had ingredients that she must nix
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can't forget the cheese eating that on her must've been such a tease

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I suppose I ate her rice but there was plenty to suffice
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and besides at that low of a price it's no reason to stop being nice
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I also ate some of her chicken that would go bad
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before it made someone's belly really sad

[refrain]
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Now she's always bitchin
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well have fun with all those dishes in the kitchen

[chorus]
C Dm
If you eat the vegan's meat boy she'll never shut her beak
F C
she'll be bitchin till you're twitchin
C Dm
she'll never leave you alone find you in the darkest hole
F C
a mind raper you can't escape her

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Bb C F G
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[Verse 2]
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I tried to make her hummus out of some unused gar-banzo beans
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but instead of being grateful she was grouchy hurtful and mean
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I didn't even know that they were hers or would e-ven be used
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been sitting there for weeks and on tops I was con-fused

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because I always see her cook food that she keeps on the counter
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the same things in the cab-i-net so I thought that ammount for her
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and I always hear her complain that there is nothing to eat
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so I thought all that was left was stuff that she con-sid-ered beat

[refrain]
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Now she's always bitchin
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well have fun with all those dishes in the kitchen

[bridge]
C
didn't go to the food pantry so she complains
G
well they left the fuckin house without even sayin
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if I lived in a house that was lacking in food
Am G
upset and angered at all my things getting chewed
C
I'd wake everyone up courteously as you should
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that way we could get the cabinet filled up really good
G
but since it wasn't worth the effort to show me the ropes
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either it wasn't important or you're just too much of a dope

[chorus]
C Dm
If you eat the vegan's meat boy she'll never shut her beak
F C
she'll be bitchin till you're twitchin
C Dm
she'll never leave you alone find you in the darkest hole
F C
a mind raper you can't escape her

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Bb C F G
G F E Dm C Dm E F G

[verse 3]
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maybe she is mad cause I used some of her sugar
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I even ordered more for that selfish little booger
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not to mention the money they pocketed for my work
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risking my neck and wasting my time for one tor-tilla from that jerk

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I ate the vegan's meat and now I'm taking heat
C Dm C Em Dm C C Dm C Em Dm C
I also ate her eggs I suppose she wants me to beg
Dm Am Dm Am Dm Am Dm G
made use of complete pancake mix cause it had ingredients that she must nix
C Dm C Em Dm C Dm Am Dm Am Dm G
can't forget the cheese eating that on her must've been such a tease

[chorus]
C Dm
If you eat the vegan's meat boy she'll never shut her beak
F C
she'll be bitchin till you're twitchin
C Dm
she'll never leave you alone find you in the darkest hole
F C
a mind raper you can't escape her