[chorus]
G D G Em C Am C Em C Am C Em C D G
hope you enjoyed the april ambush, a brand new song a day until the month of may
G D G Em C Am C Em C Am C Em C Am D G
i had myself oh so much fun bringing happiness playing for you in so many ways
Am C D Em
we sang of my insecuities with girls some alright but others pearls
Am Em C D
I wished holidays to greetings to the world easter 420, bicycle day as my fingers whirled
[verse 1]
G C Am D
there were birthdays for scott jimmy my sis and dad
G C Am D
death of verne troyer and my best friend Tom Mantello so sad
G C Am D
the return of Keoni a friend I once thought lost forever
G C Am Em C D
and I've all these memories in my soul for these songs to tether
G C Am C D Am C Am Em
I roasted swan and we all celebrated australia
G C Am D C Em C D
manpons, second wipes, warm wet holes I wanna nail ya
G C Am C D Am C Em
Keelie made me a lighter and I just had to thank her
Am Em Am C D Am C Em Am C Em
though some sick twisted part of me just wants to spank her
[chorus]
G D G Em C Am C Em C Am C Em C D G
hope you enjoyed the april ambush, a brand new song a day until the month of may
G D G Em C Am C Em C Am C Em C Am D G
i had myself oh so much fun bringing happiness playing for you in so many ways
Am C D Em
we sang of my insecuities with girls some alright but others pearls
Am Em C D
I wished holidays to greetings to the world easter 420, bicycle day as my fingers whirled
[verse 2]
G C Am D
I tried to cheer up erin but i think I just pushed her away
G C Am D
cause I'm pussy Kryptonite so I'll just have to masturbate
G C Am D
I sang of my piss pants and how barbara bush's tush always gave me a shock
G C Am Em C D
and darryl cochran is a cock so i wrote a song to knock his block
G C Am C D Am C Am Em
I had a friend who wanted me to write a song about his friend Jacob the cuck
G C Am D C Em C D
and i contemplated the joys of buttflaps to provide you with chucks
G C Am C D Am C Am Em
i dug in my hole and shared it with you beetle juice Plainview bowl gems
Am Em Am C D Am C Em Am C Em
and now that this april ambush is through, should i continue with Mayhem
[chorus]
G D G Em C Am C Em C Am C Em C D G
hope you enjoyed the april ambush, a brand new song a day until the month of may
G D G Em C Am C Em C Am C Em C Am D G
i had myself oh so much fun bringing happiness playing for you in so many ways
Am C D Em
we sang of my insecuities with girls some alright but others pearls
Am Em C D
I wished holidays to greetings to the world easter 420, bicycle day as my fingers whirled