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The Full Monty The Musical

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Four years of hard work!

This month of May we celebrated four years on the air. We continue working on the dissemination of this wonderful instrument, thank you for participating in our story!

D#dim7 = xx1212
Ebaug = x6544x

[Verse]
G D/F#
Let's find a rock. I mean a big ass rock.
Em Dm7 G7 C
Or maybe something like a cinder block is better.
G/B Am7 D D7
I'll hoist it up and drop it on your face, my buddy
G D/F#
And just before the lights go out
Em Dm7 G7 C
You'll see my smile and you'll know you've got a friend,
G/B Am7 D D7
With a rock who cares. I mean a big-ass rock

[Verse]
G D/F#
Or rope, I got some quality rope.
Em Dm7 G7 C
Made for a man who's devoid of hope like you are.
G/B Am7 D D7
My buddy, Michael - Err, yeah, Malcolm, right!
G D/F#
And I won't leave you swinging there
Em Dm7 G7 C
Twitching like a fish while you claw the air I'll grab your feet
G/B Am7 D Em
And pal o' mine, I'll pull real hard and snap your spinal cord

[Bridge]
Em/D C D#dim7
This world is cold when you're alone and they ignore you
Em Em7 A7 D D7
But don't kill yourse - elf. We'll do it for you
G D Em Em7 C D#dim7 G
You've got a friend

[Chorus]
G Ebaug
I've got a friend, like Carole King
Em G
Or was it Carly Simon used to sing?
C D#dim7
I always get those two confused, but anyway
G Ebaug
I turned around and suddenly
Em G
I'm not alone. It ain't just me
C
I'm like a player on the team
C
I'm part of the gang...
D
A member of the clu - ub

[Verse]
G D/F#
Oo ... let's get a club. I like the big-ass rock
Em Dm7 G7 C
Naw, one good swing and I'll clean his clock forever
G/B Am7 D D7
Let gravity do the work! It's a man's way to die, Mikey.

[Chorus]
G Ebaug
Friends who will love you like a maniac
Em G
And lead you like a lamb to the railroad track
C D#dim7
And tie you down - I'VE GOT
G Ebaug
Or tickle your wrist with a single-edge razor
Em G
Or buy you a beer with a Draino chaser
C Eb
Or dump you in the river with a rock
G
A big-ass rock

D Em
Here's a nice one right over here.
Dm7 G7 C
Can I give you a hand with that? It looks heavy.
D C G/B Am7 G
No Dave. It ain't heavy - he's my friend.
N.C.
Come on, group hug.