The Book of Mormon - Hasa Diga Eebowai
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In this part of Africa, we all have a saying
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Whenever something bad happens
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We just throw our hands to the sky and say
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"Hasa Diga Eebowai"
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Hasa Diga Eebowai?
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It's the only way to get through all these troubled times
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There's war, poverty, famine
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But having a saying makes it all seem better
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There isn't enough food to eat
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Hasa Diga Eebowai
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People are starving in the street
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Hasa Diga Eebowai
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Well, that's pretty neat
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Does it mean "No worries for the rest of our days?"
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Kind of, we've had no rain in several days
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Hasa Diga Eebowai
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And eighty percent of us have AIDS
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Hasa Diga Eebowai
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Many young girls here get circumsized
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Their clits get cut right off
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And so we say up to the sky
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Hasa Diga Eebowai
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Now you try, just stand up tall
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Tilt your head to the sky
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And list off the bad things in your life
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Somebody took our luggage away
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Hasa Diga Eebowai
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The plane was crowded, and the bus was late
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Hasa Diga Eebowai
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When the world is getting you down
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There's nobody else to blame
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Raise your middle finger to the sky
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And curse his rotten name
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(Wait, what?)
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Hasa Diga Eebowai
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(Am I saying that right?)
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Hasa Diga Eebowai
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Excuse me sir
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But what exactly does that phrase mean?
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Well, let's see, Eebowai means "God"
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And Hasa Diga means "Fuck you"
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So I guess in English it would be, "Fuck you, God"
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Hasa Diga Eebowai
(What?)
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When God fucks you in the butt
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Hasa Diga Eebowai
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Fuck God right back in his cunt
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Excuse me, sir, but you should really
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Not be saying that
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Things aren't always as bad as they seem
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Oh, really?
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Well, take this fucking asshole M'tumbo here
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He got caught last week trying to rape a baby
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But, why?
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So people in his tribe believe that having
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Sex with a virgin will cure the AIDS
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There aren't many virgins left, so some of them
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Are turning to babies
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But that's horrible
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I know
Hasa Diga Eebowai
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Here's the butcher, he has AIDS
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Here's the teacher, she has AIDS
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Here's the doctor, he has AIDS
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Here's my daughter, she has a
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Wonderful disposition
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She's all I have left in the world
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And if either of you lays a hand on her
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I will give you my AIDS
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If you don't like what we say
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Try living here a couple days
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Watch all of your friends and family die
Hasa Diga Eebowai
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Fuck you
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Hasa Diga Eebowai
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Fuck you God in the ass, mouth, and cunt
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Fuck you God in the ass, mouth, and cunt
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Fuck you God in the ass, mouth, and cunt
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Fuck you in the eye
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Fuck you God in the ass, mouth, and cunt
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Fuck you God in the ass, mouth, and cunt
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Fuck you God in the ass, mouth, and cunt
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Fuck you in the other eye
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Hasa Diga Eebowai
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Hasa Diga
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Fuck you God in the cunt
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