[Intro]
D Bm Dm F
[Verse]
Fm
My mummy says I'm a miracle.
F Bm Bbm
My daddy says I'm his special little guy.
F
I am a princess,
Eb
And I am a prince.
Eb
Mum says I'm an angel.
Eb
Mum says I'm an angel.
Cm
Mum says I'm an angel.
[Verse]
A D
So you think you're A-ble [able]
Eb
To survive this mess by B-ing [being]
Dm
A prince or a princess, you will soon C [see],
Dm
There's no escaping trage-D [tragedy].
Dm
And E-ven [even]
Eb
If you put in heaps of F-ort [effort],
Dm
You're just wasting ener-G [energy],
Dm
'Cause your life as you know it is H-ent [ancient] history.
Gm
I
Dm
Have suffered in this J-ail [jail].
Gm
I've been trapped inside this K-ge [cage] for ages,
A
This living h-L [hell],
Gm
But if I try I can rem-M-ber [remember],
Dm
Back before my life had N-ded [ended],
Gm
Before my happy days were O-ver [over],
A D
Before I first heard the P-ling [pealing] of the bell...
Bb
Like you I was Q-rious [curious],
F
So innocent I R-sked [asked] a thousand questions,
A
But, unl-S [unless] you want to suffer,
A
Listen up and I will T-ch [teach] you a thing or two.
Gm
U [you], listen here, my dear,
Dm
You'll be punished so se-V-rely [severely] if you step out of line,
Am Bb
And if you cry it will be W [double, you] should stay out of trouble,
F Am
And remember to be X-tremely [extremely] careful.
N.C.
Y?
[Outro]
Gm
Why? Did you hear what he said?
Am Dm
Just you wait for phy-Z [phys. ed.]!