[JANIS, spoken]
Now you know, Caddy, Regina George is not your friend. We are your friends. And we're going to make her pay
(sung)
G
You know what friends do?
C
They’ve got your back
G
And they are fun to be around
[DAMIAN]
G
Whuh-oh. Whuh-oh. Whuh-oh
[JANIS]
G
When someone hurts you
C
Then they attack
G
And grind your foe into the ground
[DAMIAN]
G
Whuh-oh. Whuh-oh. Whuh-oh
[JANIS]
G
Imagine a party
C
With dresses and cake
And singing and dancing and cake
G
And there’s a magic act
C
That saws Regina in half
D
And this time it will take
[DAMIAN]
Now that’s a party
[JANIS]
G
A revenge party
A
A party that ends
C G
With somebody’s head on a spike
[DAMIAN]
G
Whuh-oh. Whuh-oh. Whuh-oh
[BOTH]
G
It’s a Revenge Party
A
with your two best friends
C D G
It’s like a party with revenge is what it’s like
[JANIS, spoken]
For this to work
You're gonna have to pretend like you still like them
Can you do it?
[CADY, spoken]
Yes. Hey, girl
[GRETCHEN, spoken]
Hey. Regina wanted me to tell you that she tried to talk to Aaron, but he just wanted her back and that’s
not Regina’s fault
[CADY, spoken]
I get it, I just hope I can still have lunch with you guys
[GRETCHEN, spoken]
Aw, of course
[CADY, JANIS & DAMIAN]
G
It’s a revenge party
A
A party that ends
C G
with entrails all over the lawn
G
It's a Revenge Party
A
With your two best friends
[CADY]
C D G
And then I end up with Aaron when she’s gone
[JANIS & DAMIAN]
Yass, Caddy!
[CADY]
C D G
I end up with Aaron when she’s gone
[STUDENTS]
G
What’s Regina doing?
A
What is Regina wearing?
C
Is she dating Aaron?
G
Regina, Regina
G
she has everything
A
She gets everything
C
G
Regina, Regina, Regina
[JANIS, spoken]
Next, we take away Regina’s only achievement, being a hot person
[REGINA, spoken]
What is that?
[CADY, spoken]
Ugh, I’m so fat and disgusting. I just use these Kälteen diet bars when I need to lose weight
[REGINA, spoken]
I need to lose three pounds
Bring me a whole box
[CADY, JANIS & DAMIAN]
G
It’s a revenge party
A
A party that ends
C G
with somebody crushed and alone
[JANIS]
And ugly crying
[CADY, JANIS & DAMIAN]
G
It’s a Revenge Party
A
with your two best friends
C D G
It’s like a party with revenge is what we're throwin'
[STUDENTS]
G
What’s Regina eating?
A
God, look at her figure?
C
Did her boobs get bigger?
G
Regina, Regina, Regina,
G
she has everything
A
She gets everything
C
G
Regina, Regina, Regina
[JANIS, spoken]
We got to go harder. If we could get Gretchen Wieners to think that Regina is mad at her
[CADY, spoken]
I won't do that, Gretchen is fragile
[JANIS, spoken]
Exactly, if we crack her she will spill something we could use. Shh, here she comes
[REGINA, spoken]
Stop pulling it down, your hair looks sexy pushed back. Cady, would you please tell him his hair looks
sexy pushed back
[CADY, spoken]
Your hair looks sexy pushed back
[AARON, spoken]
Uh, thanks. I’ll see you in Calc
[JANIS]
G
At every party,
C
there might be a low
G
Where the energy dips
[DAMIAN]
G
Whuh-oh, whuh-oh, woah
G
You might be thinking
C
it’s late we should go
D
And they ran out of chips
[CADY]
No. No. No!
G
I can’t even watch
C
when she touches his hair
And I’ve watched a snake eat a cow
G
Regina needs to be toppled
C
Sorry, Gretchen, I swear
D
we'll get our party now
One candy cane, please!
[CADY, DAMIAN & JANIS]
G
A revenge party!
A
A party that ends
C G
with lions in a roman arena
[STUDENTS]
G
She has everything
A
She gets everything
C
G
Regina, Regina, Regina
[DAMIAN, spoken]
Ho, Ho, Ho. Candy cane gram for Shane Oman
[STUDENTS]
G
She has everything
[DAMIAN, spoken]
And one for Caddy Heron
[STUDENTS]
A
She gets everything
[DAMIAN, spoken]
Four for Glen Coco, you go Glen Coco
[STUDENTS]
G
Glen Coco. Glen Coco. Glen Coco
[DAMIAN, spoken]
And none for Gretchen Wieners, bye
[GRETCHEN, spoken]
Who sent that?
[CADY, spoken]
Aw. It’s from…
[STUDENTS]
G
Regina! Regina! Regina!
[CADY, spoken]
Thanks for being a such a great best friend
[GRETCHEN, spoken]
Caulk! Caulk! Caulk! I mean cute. I mean, gimme it. I mean… okay, well, if you and Regina are best friends
now you can be in charge of keeping all her secrets. For example, she bought you those high heel shoes
just to make fun of you ‘cause she knew you wouldn’t be able to walk in them. And she’s not really blonde,
her natural color is dark blonde, also she totally she cheats on Aaron every Thursday. She says she has
SAT Prep but really, she’s hooking up with Shane Oman in the North Shore Lion’s Costume
[CADY, spoken]
She makes him wear the costume?
[GRETCHEN, spoken]
NO, THEY’RE BOTH IN THE COSTUME! And I never told anyone because I’m such a good friend
[JANIS, CADY, DAMIAN]
G
It's a Revenge Party
A
A party that ends
C G
with somebody's head on a spike
G
A Revenge Party
A
With your two best friends
C D G
It's like a party with revenge it's what it's like
C D G
A party with revenge is what it’s like
C D G
A party with revenge is what it’s like
C D
A party with revenge
G
Is what is like