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Heathers The Musical

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Four years of hard work!

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[VERONICA]
Cm
September 1st, 1989. Dear Diary: I believe I'm a good person.
Ya know, I think there's good in everyone.
Cm Cm7 F/C Cm F7sus4 F9 Abmaj7 Bb
But here we are, first day of senior year!
Cm Cm7 F/C Cm/Eb Eb/F F7sus4 F9 Abmaj7 Bb
I look around at all these kids I've known all my life and I ask myself: What happened?

[KIDS]
Cm Cm7 F/C Cm/Eb Eb/F F7sus4 F9 Abmaj7 Bb
Freak! Slut! Burnout! Bug-eyes! Poser! Lard-ass!

[VERONICA]
Cm C7sus4
We were so tiny, happy and shiny, playing tag and getting chased.

[KIDS]
Freak! Slut! Loser! Shortbus!

[VERONICA]
C6sus
Singing and clapping,
Abmaj7/C
laughing and napping,
baking cookies, eating paste.

[KIDS]
Bull-dyke! Stuck-up! Hunchback!

[VERONICA]
Cm
Then we got bigger.
C7sus4
That was the trigger,
Like the Huns invading Rome - Sorry!
Am7#5/C
Welcome to my school,
Abmaj7/C
This ain't no high school:
This is the Thunderdome.
Fm Db/F
Hold your breath
and count the days,
Cm/Eb
we're graduating soon.

[KIDS]
White trash!

[VERONICA]
Eb/Db Db Eb/Db Dbmaj7
College will be paradise
G7sus4 Ab/G Gm7 Cm/G
If I'm not dead by June!
Abmaj9 Ebmaj9
But I know, I know, life can be beautiful.
Abmaj9 Ebmaj9 Ebadd2
I pray, I pray for a better way.
Ab/C Fm9/C
If we changed back then,
Eb7/Ab Ab
we could change again.
F7sus4 F7 G7sus4
We can be beautiful...

[HIPSTER DORK]
Ow!

[VERONICA]
Just not today.
Cm Cm7 F/C Cm/Eb Eb/F
Hey, are you okay?

[HIPSTER DORK]
F7sus4 F9 Abmaj7 Bb
Get away, nerd.

[KIDS]
Cm Cm7 F/C Cm/Eb Eb/F F7sus4 F9 Abmaj7 Bb
Freak! Slut! Cripple! Homo! Homo! Homo!

[VERONICA]
Cm
Things will get better
C7sus4
soon as my letter
comes from Harvard, Duke, or Brown.
Am7#5/C
Wake from this coma,
Abmaj9/C
take my diploma,
N.C.
then I can blow this town.
Fm Db/F
Dream of ivy-covered walls
Ebmaj13
and smoky French cafes...

[RAM]
Watch it!

[VERONICA]
Eb/Db Db Eb/Db Dbmaj7 G7sus4 Ab/G Gm7 Cm/G
Fight the urge to strike a match and set this dump ablaze!

[RAM]
G7
Ooooops.

[VERONICA]
N.C. or (xxxx01)
Ram Sweeney. Third year as linebacker.
And eighth year of smacking lunch trays and BEING A HUGE DICK.

[RAM]
What did you say to me skank?

[VERONICA]
N.C.
... Nothing.

[VERONICA & KIDS]
Abmaj9 Ebadd2
But I know, I know, life can be beautiful.
Fm11/Eb Ebmaj9
I pray, I pray for a better way.
Cm7#5 Gm7#5/Bb
We were kind before,
Eb7/Ab Ab
we can be kind once more.
F7sus4 F7 G7sus4
We will be beautiful...

[VERONICA]
Agh!... Hey Martha.

[MARTHA]
Hey.

[VERONICA]
Cm Cm7 Abmaj7 Bb
Martha Dunnstock. My best friend since diapers.

[MARTHA]
Cm Cm7
We on for movie night?

[VERONICA]
Abmaj7 Bb
Yeah, you're on Jiffy Pop detail.

[MARTHA]
Cm Cm7
I rented "The Princess Bride."

[VERONICA]
Abmaj7 Bb
Again? Don't you have it memorized by now?

[MARTHA]
Cm Cm7 Abmaj7 Bb
What can I say? I'm a sucker for a happy ending.

[KURT]
Cm Cm7
Martha Dumptruck! Wide load!
N.C.
Honnnnnk!

[VERONICA]
N.C. or (xxxx01)
Kurt Kelly. Quarterback. He is the smartest guy on the football team.
Which is kind of like being the tallest dwarf.
Hey! Pick that up right now!

[KURT]
I'm sorry, are you actually talking to me?

[VERONICA]
Yes, I am. I wanna know what gives you the right to pick on my friend.
You're a high school has-been waiting to happen. A future gas station attendant.

[KURT]
N.C. G7sus4
You have a zit right there.

[VERONICA]
N.C.
Dear diary:
Ebm6/Gb
Why...

[HIPSTER DORK]
Bbm/F
Why do they hate me?

[REPUBLICAN GIRL]
F7/Eb
Why don't I fight back?

[KURT]
Bbm/Db Bbm
Why do I act like such a creep?

[VERONICA]
Ebm6/Gb
Why...

[MARTHA]
Bbm/F
Why won't he date me?

[RAM]
F7/Eb
Why did I hit him?

[STONER CHICK, MS. FLEMING, & BLOW-DRIED PREPPY]
Bbm/Db Bbm
Why do I cry myself to sleep?

[VERONICA]
Abm6/B
Why?!...

[KIDS]
Ebm/Bb
Somebody hug me!
Bb7/Ab
Somebody fix me!
Ebm/Gb
Somebody save me!
B7/F
Send me a sign, God!
Give me some hope here!
E7/Bb D5
Something to live for!

[Interlude]
D A/D Am/D G/D Eb/D
D A/D Am/D G/D Eb/D

[KIDS]
D Bm11 G/F Eb6/9 D
Aah... Heather, Heather, and Heather...

[VERONICA]
Bbmaj7
Then there's the Heathers. They float above it all.

[KIDS]
D Bm11 G/F Eb6/9 D
I love Heather, Heather, and Heather...
Bm11 G/F Eb6/9 D
I hate Heather, Heather, and Heather...

[VERONICA]
Heather McNamara. Head cheerleader. Her dad's loaded - he sells engagement rings.

[KIDS]
Bm11 G/F Eb6/9 D
I want Heather, Heather, and Heather...

[VERONICA]
Heather Duke. Runs the yearbook. No discernible personality, but her mom did pay for implants.
And Heather Chandler. The Almighty.

[KIDS]
Bm11 G/F Eb6/9
I need Heather, Heather-

[VERONICA]
N.C.
She is a mythic bitch.
Fm Db/F Ebmaj9
They are solid Teflon - never bothered, never harassed.
Eb/Db Db Eb/Db Dbmaj7 G7sus4 Ab/G
I would give anything to be like that.

[HIPSTER DORK]
G7 Abmaj9 Ebmaj13
I'd like to be their boyfriend.

[KIDS]
That would be beautiful.

[STONER CHICK]
Abmaj9 Ebmaj7
If I sat at their table, guys would notice me!

[KIDS]
So beautiful!

[MARTHA]
Abmaj9/C Gm7#5/Bb Eb7/Ab
I'd like them to be nicer.

[KIDS]
Ab
That would be beautiful.

[BELEAGUERED GEEK]
F7sus4 F Cm7/F F7sus4
I'd like to kidnap a Heather and photograph her naked in an abandoned warehouse
F N.C.
and leave her tied up for the rats!

[HEATHER DUKE]
Cm7 F/C F7sus4 F9
(vomits)

[HEATHER CHANDLER]
Cm7 F/C F7sus4 F9
Grow up, Heather. Bulimia is so '87.

[HEATHER MCNAMARA]
Cm7 F/C
Maybe you should see a doctor, Heather.

[HEATHER DUKE]
Cm7 F/C
Yeah, Heather, Maybe I should.

[MS. FLEMING]
N.C.
Ah, Heather and Heather...and Heather.
C#m C#m7 F#/C# F#7sus4 F#9
Perhaps you didn't hear the bell over all the vomiting. You're late for class.

[HEATHER CHANDLER]
C#m C#m7 F#/C#
Heather wasn't feeling well. We're helping her.

[MS. FLEMING]
F#7sus4 F#9 C#m C#m7 F#/C#
Not without a hall pass you're not. Week's detention.

[VERONICA]
N.C.
Uh, actually, Ms. Fleming, all four of us are out on a hall pass. Yearbook committee.

[MS. FLEMING]
Ebm F/Eb Dbmaj7 Bbm Ebm F/Eb
... I see you're all listed. Hurry up and get where you're going.

[HEATHER CHANDLER]
Dbmaj7 Bbm Ebm F/Eb
This is an excellent forgery. Who are you?

[VERONICA]
Dbmaj7 Bbm
Veronica Sawyer. I crave a boon.

[HEATHER CHANDLER]
Ebm F/Eb
What boon?

[VERONICA]
Dbmaj7 Bbm
Um, let me sit at your table at lunch. Just once. No talking necessary.
Ebm F/Eb Dbmaj7 Bbm
If people think you guys tolerate me, they'll leave me alone...
Ebm F/Eb Dbmaj7 Bbm
Before you answer, I also do report cards, permission slips and absence notes.

[HEATHER DUKE]
How about prescriptions?

[HEATHER CHANDLER]
Shut up, Heather.

[HEATHER DUKE]
F
Sorry, Heather.

[HEATHER CHANDLER]
F F
For a greasy little nobody, you do have good bone structure.

[HEATHER MCNAMARA]
Fsus4 Fadd4
And a symmetrical face. If I took a meat cleaver down the center of your skull,
Bb7sus/F Gbmaj13/F
I'd have matching halves. That's very important.

[HEATHER DUKE]
Bb7sus/F Gbmaj13/F N.C.
Of course, you could stand to lose a few pounds.

[HEATHER CHANDLER]
Gbmaj7
And ya know, ya know, ya know?
Db
This could be beautiful.
Gbmaj7
Mascara, maybe some lip gloss,
Db Dbsus
and we're on our way.
Gb/Bb Db/Ab
Get this girl some blush;
F/Gb Gb
And Heather, I need your brush.
Eb7sus4
Let's make her beautiful.

[HEATHER MCNAMARA]
Let's make her beautiful...

[HEATHER DUKE]
Let's make her beautiful...

[HEATHER CHANDLER]
F7sus4
Make her beautiful!
Okay?

[VERONICA]
Okay!

[KURT]
Ebm6/Gb Bbm/F
Out of my way, geek!

[BELEAGUERED GEEK]
F7/Eb
I don't want trouble!

[RAM]
Bbm/Db Bbm
You're gonna die at 3pm!

[REPUBLICAN GIRL & GOTH GIRL]
Ebm6/Gb Bbm/F F7/Eb
Don't you dare touch me! Get away, pervert!

[BELEAGUERED GEEK]
Bbm/Db Bbm
What'd I ever do to them?

[KIDS]
Abm6/F Ebm/Bb
Who could survive this?
Bb7/Ab
I can't escape this!
Ebm/F F7sus4
I think I'm dying!

[MS. FLEMING]
N.C.
Who's that with Heather?

[KIDS]
Eb/Bb Gb/Bb Ebm6/Bb
Whoa.
Bb5 F/Bb Abmaj7/Bb Ebmaj7/Bb
Heather, Heather, Heather...

[GOTH GIRL]
And someone!

[KIDS]
Bb5 F/Bb Abmaj7/Bb Eb/Bb
Heather, Heather, Heather...

[PRINCIPAL, COACH, & MS. FLEMING]
Ebmaj7/Bb
And a babe!

[KIDS]
Bb5 F/Bb Abm/Bb Eb/Bb
Heather, Heather, Heather...

[MARTHA]
N.C. F7sus4
Veronica?!

[KIDS]
Gb F
Veronica?
Gb F
Veronica!
Gb F7sus4
Veronica!!!

[VERONICA & KIDS]
Esus/A E
And ya know, ya know, ya know, life can be beautiful.
Esus/A E
You hope, you dream, you pray, and you get your way!
C#m7#5 G#m7#5/B
Ask me how it feels
E7/A A
looking like hell on wheels...
F#7sus4
My God, it's beautiful!
F#7sus4
I might be beautiful!
G#7sus4
And when you're beautiful...
C#
It's a beautiful frickin' day!

[KIDS]
G#/C# G#m/C# F#/C# C#
Heather! Heather! Heather! Veronica!
G#/C# G#m/C# F#/C# C#5
Heather! Heather! Heather! Veronica!
A D#dim C#5
Veronica!
A D#dim C#5
Veronica!
A D#dim C#5
Veronica!
C#
VERONICA!