From the musical Chigago, deleted from the movie. Lyrics by FRED EBB, Music by JOHN KANDER
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Velma: What ever happened to fair dealing and pure ethics, and nice manners
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Why is it everyone now is a pain in the ass? Whatever happened to class?
Ab7 Db Dbm Ab(sus) Ab7
Matron: Class? Whatever happened to please may I and yes thank you and how charming?
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Now every son of a bitch is a snake in the grass. Whatever happened to class?
C7
Velma: Class!
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Both: Ah there ain't no gentlemen to open up the doors.
Gm
There ain't no ladies now there's only pigs and whores,
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and even kids 'll kick you down so's they can pass.
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Nobody's got no class.
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Velma: Whatever happened to old values - Matron: and fine ethics - Velma: and good breeding?
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Matron: Now no one even says oops when they're passing their gas
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Both: Whatever happened to class? Class!
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Both: Ah there ain't no gentlemen that's fit for any use.
Gm
And any girl'd touch your privates for a deuce.
C9 Am
And even kids'll kick your shins and give ya sass
Gm
(and even kid'll kick your shins and give you sass)
C7 Bb
Nobody's got no class
Am Gm
Velma: All you read about today is rape and theft - Matron: Jesus Christ!
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Matron: Ain't there no decency left? - Both: Nobody's got no class
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Matron: Every guy is a snot - Velma: Every girl is a twat
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Matron: Holy shit - Velma: Holy Shit - Matron: What a shame - Velma: What a shame
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Both: What became of class?