D D+5 D
[Verse]
G C G
Here in the bosom of America
G B/F# C E
We love the things that make our country strong
Am7 D
We give our little sons
Bm7 E
Lots of love and lots of guns
Am D
So what could what could possibly go wrong?
G C G
Here in the bosom of America
G B/F# C E
We sit at our computer all night long
Am7 F#/A#
We pour ourselves a drink
Bm7 E
And then we tweet before we think
Am D G
Oh what could possibly go wrong?
[Chorus]
B Em7
We teach our kids that when they lose they're winners
B Em
That everything they do, they do the best
A D B/D#
We fill them up with sweets and TV dinners
Em A
And when they're stuffed up to the gills
Em A D
We strap them in and take our pills
D
Klonopin, Ativan, Paxil, and Valium
I need a pill just to sit down and tally 'em
Eb
Wopaval's good, I got Librium here
Eb/Db Eb/E Eb
And I chase 'em all down with a bucket of beer!
[Verse]
ALL:
Ab Db Ab
Here in the bosom of America
Ab C7/G Fm
My little boy can speak out to the throng
F/Eb Db Ddim
And though he's quite the malcontent
Ab/Eb Ab/Db F/C
Someday he might be president!
Bbm Eb Cm F7
Oh what could possibly go
Bbm Eb Ab
Oh what could possibly go WRONG!