A
Oh when I was just a girl
E
I used to dream of a boy
E
Who would bring me lots of sweets
A
And be mein Schwarzwald of joy
A A7
My Herr Gloop was quite a meal
D B/D#
But now he seems like just a crumb
A/E A E A
'Cause it turns out that dessert was yet to come!
A
So we were wed and in mein magen
E
Something big began to bloom
E
And my liver and my kidney
A
Had to vacate to make room
A A7
Then the blessed day arrived
D B/D#
And out he rolled so round and sweet
A/E A E A
And the first words that he uttered were-
[AUGUSTUS GLOOP]
N.C.
Let's eat! Ja!
[MRS GLOOP]
D
So mit strudel, he'd canoodle,
A
How he loved my pretzel pie
E
He ate the whole kit and caboodle
A
And grew wide as well as high
D
Though his size is rather shocking
A
He's what I was traumen of
E A
'Cause there is more, more, more of him to love
D
Go ahead Augustus, don't be shy. Schpill your guts!
[AUGUSTUS GLOOP]
G
Like mein mutter und mein vater
D
I enjoy a healthy meal
D
Yes my outside's soft und flabby,
G
But my inside's made of steel
We raise piggies in the backyard
C A/C#
And I eat them limb from limb
[MR GLOOP]
G/D D G
We don't leave our dachshunds all alone with him!
[MRS GLOOP]
Eb
Nein!
[AUGUSTUS GLOOP]
Ab
So this morning I was eating
Eb
When such hunger did attack
Eb
Und fifty Wonka bars were waiting
Ab
For a nice mid-breakfast snack
Ab Ab7
But the taste was kind of different,
Db Bb7/D
Like a bratwurst three days old
Eb Eb Eb/Db Ab
So I spit it out and saw I had struck gold!
Db
Now I'm the perfect ticket winner
Ab
For on chocolate I did teeth
Eb
I am excited but keep eating
Ab
'Cause I only stop to breath
Db
And a lifetime full of chocolate
Ab
A gesundheit from above
Eb Eb Eb/Db Ab
And there'll be more, more, more of me to love
N.C.
Let’s Yodel!
GROUP
Db
Oh-de-lay-ee
Ab
Oh-de-lay-ee
Eb
Oh-de-lay-ee X 3
Ab
Te-o-lo-de-o-de-lee
Db
Te-o-lo-de-o-de-lee
Ab
Te-o-lo-de-o-de-lee