[Verse]
B E
Take your hands out of your pockets
D
Arch your back, puff out your chest
E
Add some swagger to your gate or
Gm
You'll look like a masturbator
B
Fix your posture, then the rest
[Verse]
E
All your nerdiness is ugly
D
All your stammering's a chore
E
Your tics and fidgets are persistent
Gm
And your charm is non-existent
B
Fix your vibe, then fix some more
[Pre-Chorus]
D E A B
Oh, everything about you is so terrible
D E A B
Whoa, everything about you makes me wanna die
[Chorus]
E
So don't freak out
F# A
And don't resist
E
And have no doubt
F# B
If I assist
B C F#
You will
C B
Be more chill
[Verse]
B E
First thing's first, go buy a new shirt
D
It's better if you just comply
E
My job's to color your aesthetic
Gm
And make you seem much less pathetic
B
Just step and fetch, don't ask me why
[Pre-Chorus]
D E A B
Oh, everything about you is so terrible
B
Everything about you sucks!
B
Everything about you sucks!
D E A B
Whoa, everything about you makes me wanna die
B
Everything about you sucks!
B
Everything about you sucks!
A E A
All the people in the mall
B
Think you're such a slob
B
You're a slob!
B
Terrible!
B
Such a slob!
D E Gm B
And boy, can I see why!
(Dialogue)
[Bridge]
A Bb
I saw it in the window
A
And I couldn't dismiss
A C
I was dating a girl and
Bb D
She had a shirt just like this
A D
It's still painful
Bb C Gm
It's still painful
A Bb
Madeline
A
Madeline
Gm
She's French
A
I broke up with her
A
I broke up with her
A
'Cause she was
A
Cheating on me
A
'Cause she was
A Bb C Gm A
Cheating on me
[Outro]
A D
Hey, Hamlet. Be more chill.