This tab is from the studio recorded version: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tbud8rLejLM.
If you want chords for the dialogue parts in this song, it's the chords of the verses, if I'm correct.
Not all dialogue in verses are added. First tab. Enjoy.
[Verse 1]
G Am
You're a little bit racist.
D G
Well, you're a little bit too.
A7 Bm
I guess we're both a little bit racist.
Am D
Admitting it is not an easy thing to do... but I guess it's true, between me and you,
I think
G Am G
Everyone's a little bit racist, sometimes.
G Am E E7
Doesn't mean we go around committing hate crimes.
Am
Look around and you will find
A7
No one's really color blind.
G Bm7 B7
Maybe it's a fact we all should face
Am7 D
Everyone makes judgments
G
Based on race.
(dialogue)
[Chorus]
G Am G
Everyone's a little bit racist today.
G Am E E7
So, everyone's a little bit racist, okay!
Am
Ethinic jokes might be uncouth,
A7
But you laugh because they're based on truth.
G Bm7 B7
Don't take them as personal attacks.
Am7 D
Everyone enjoys them -
G
So relax!
(chords swell into the key of F)
[Verse 2]
F Gm
You're a little bit racist.
C F
Well, you're a little bit too.
Bb Gm
We're all a little bit racist.
Gm C
I think that I would have to agree with you. We're glad you do. It's sad but true!
F Gm
Everyone's a little bit racist -
F
All right, all right, all right, all right!
F Gm7 D D7
Bigotry has never been exclusively white
Gm
If we all could just admit
G7
That we are racist a little bit,
F Am7 A7
Even though we all know that it's wrong,
Gm C
Maybe it would help us
F
Get along.
(music swells to the key of A)
A Bm7
Everyone's a little bit racist.
A
I'm not!
Bm
How many Oriental wives
A
Have you got?
Bm
Hey, Brian, buddy, where you been?
B7
The term is Asian-American!
A C#m7
I know you are no
C#7
Intending to be
Bm E
But calling me Oriental -
A
Offensive to me!
C#m
The Jews have all the money
Bm
And the whites have all the power.
E
And I'm always in taxi-cab
With driver who no shower!
Bb Cm Bb
Everyone's a little bit racist, It's true!
Bb Cm Dm D7
But everyone is just about racist as you!
Cm Bbm
If we all could just admit, that we are racist, a little bit
[tempo changes into a faster pace]
Bb Dm Gm
And everyone stopped being so PC
Cm
Maybe we could live in --
Bb Cm
Harmony
Bb
Everyone's a little bit racist!