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There once was a man named Stanley
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Who people considered so manly
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But the truth must be told he was not very old
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And was quite particularly gangly
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What Stanley liked most was buttons
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He pushed them like some kind of glutton
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He did it all day, in a meaningful way
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But his brain had long ceased to function
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Which is why he is in this parable
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And lives an existence quite terrible
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And if you are not strong, and keep playing along
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You too will become quite unbearable (Yes)
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You too will become quite unbearable