*NOTE* This is parody song!
[Intro]
D A D G F#m Em
Bm G# D A Bm
(Heil! Siegety Heil! Heil! Siegety Heil! Heil!)
D G D
Heil myself! (Siegety Heil! Heil! Siegety Heil!)
F# Em B E
[Verse 1]
Bm B
Well, hi there people, you know me
B
I used to run a little joint called Germany
E
I was number one, the people's choice
A
And everybody listened to my mighty voice
Bm
My name is Adolf, I'm on the mic
B
I'm gonna hip you to the story of the New Third Reich:
Em
Well, it all began down in Munich town
A
And pretty soon the word started getting around
B
So I said to Martin Bormann, I said "Hey Marty
Em B
Why don't we throw a little Nazi party?"
Em
So we had an election, well, kinda sorta
A
And before you knew it, hello new order!
B
To all those mothers in the Fatherland
A B
I said "Achtung baby! I got me a plan."
Em
They said "What you got, Adolf? What you gonna do?"
Em
I said "How about this one? World War Two."
[Chorus]
Bm
To be or not to be
E
Oh baby, can't you see
Bm
We're gonna take it to the top
Bm
You're making history
G# Bm
And it feels so good to me
A D
Ooh darling, please don't ever stop
Em
Don't be stupid, be a smarty
F F# E
Come on and join the Nazi party! Party!
B E B Em E
[Verse 2]
E B
Like Humpty Dumpty offa that wall
E B
All the little countries they began to fall:
E
Holland, Belgium, Denmark, Poland
A C
The troops were rockin' and the tanks were rollin'
B
We were swinging along with a song in our hearts
B
And Deutschland über Alles was making the charts:
Em
We had a new step called the goosestep we were marching to
Em
Well, it's sorta kinda like a German boogaloo;
E B
I was getting what I wanted but it wasn't enough
A B
So I called the boys, I said "Boys, get tough!"
E
And I surrounded myself with some unusual cats:
Em A
There was skinny little Goebbels, and Göring, Mr. Fats
Em B
Let's not forget old Himmler and Hess
B
You'd better believe we made a hell of a mess
E
Saying "Heil! Heil! Siegety Heil!
A Em
We're gonna rip it on the people Teutonic-style!"
[Chorus]
Bm
To be or not to be
G#m A
Oh baby, can't you see
A Bm
We're gonna make it to the top
Bm
You are our destiny
E
This thing was meant to be
D
Why don't we do it till we drop?
Em
Say, your boots ain't black and your shirt ain't brown
F F#
Get back, Jack, you can't get down!
[Hook]
G A
Ba-da ba-ba ba-da-da ba-ba
F#m F
Ba-da ba-ba ba-da-da ba-ba
Em A B
Ba-da ba-ba ba-da-da da-ba-ba
G A
Ba-da ba-ba ba-da-da ba-ba
A
Ba-da ba-ba ba-da-da ba-ba
E A
Ba ba-da-ba ba
[Instrumental]
Bm E D Bm E Bm
D A G Em F# B
E
(Do it Adolf, do it.)
[Verse 3]
E B
I drank wine from the Rhine with the finest ladies
B
And we did it in the back of a black Mercedes
Em
I was on a roll, I couldn't lose
Em
Then came D-day, depression and blues
B
The Yanks and the Brits started raising Cain
B
Those guys were the pits, throwing me insane;
Em
People all around me started swallowing pills
G A
Let's face it folks, we was going downhill
B
Berlin was crumbling, we was under the gun
A B
Time to look out for number one
Em
So I grabbed a blonde and a case of beer
Em
Said "The Russians are coming, let's get outa here!"
[Chorus]
Bm
To be or not to be
G# D
Oh honey, can't you see
B
We had to take it to the top
Bm
You sure made history
G#
And it felt so good to me
D
Ooh scheiáe, please don't ever stop
[Outro]
D Em
Auf Wiedersehen, good to see ya
F F#
Got a one-way ticket to Argentina!
Bm
To be or not to be
G# D
Oh baby, can't you see
G F#m B
We got a ticket to the top