[Intro]
A A C A C A
[Pre-chorus]
G D A
O, Goddess I love you true
G D A
I'll do anything you want me to
G F
But why? Why?
[Chorus]
A A
Dick for brains, dick for brains
C A
Why am I your dick for brains?
C A
You know it drives me so insane
G A
You know how I love your power
G A
I crave your golden shower
G F
But why? Why?
[Chorus]
A A
Am I dick for brains, dick for brains
C A
You know you drive me so insane
C A
We're not sure who's to blame
G A
You know how I try to please
G A
Got carpet burns on my knees
G F
Why? Why?
[Chorus]
A A
Dick for brains, dick for brains
C A
Why am I your dick for brains?
C A
You know it drives me so insane
G A
You know I love it when you treat me cruel
G A
Let me have the whole damn rule
G F
Why? Why?
[Chorus]
A A
Dick for brains, dick for brains
C A
Why am I your dick for brains?
C A
You know it drives me so insane
G A
I'm your maid and your chauffeur too
G A
Why do I feel so black and blue?
G F
But why? Why?
[Chorus]
A A
Dick for brains, dick for brains
C A
Not a woman with a clit for brains
C A
You know it drives me so insane
G A
You know I love you it's true
G A
Do anything you want me to
G F
But why? Why?
[Outro]
A A
Dick for brains, dick for brains
C A
Why am I your dick for brains?