[Intro]
Fm
C
Dear Princess This is a message from the battlefront
Fm C
from your trusted knight Sir Daniel Sexbang
[Verse 1]
Fm C# D# Bb
I have ridden thousands of miles
Fm C# G# D#
I have survived the deadliest trials
Fm C# G# Bb
I've fought through battles you can't even dream
G# Bb C
For a taste of your peppermint creams
Fm C# D# Bb
Sword and steed are all that I've had
Fm C# G# D#
To conquer the evil over the land
Fm C# G# Bb
But the beacon of light at the end of their schemes
G# Bb C
Was the thought of your peppermint creams
[Chorus]
C# G#
OH Talkin' about your boobies
C# D# Fm
The peppermint creams are your boobies
C#
Your boobalicious boobies
G#
OH GOD
Fm C# Bb C
GAH JUST LEMME GET AT THOSE BOOBIES ONE TIME
[Verse 2]
Fm C# D# Bb
Lost in the dark of eternal night
Fm C# G# D#
Failing my quest meant the end of my life
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And when things were the worst I wanted to scream
G# Bb C
Then I thought of your peppermint creams
Fm C# D# Bb
Now I kneel and pray to the gods
Fm C# G# D#
Amidst fallen cities and crumbling facades
Fm C# G# Bb
That I shall return and make you my queen
G# Bb C
And bask in your peppermint creams
[Chorus]
C#
ALSO YOUR BUTT
G# C# D#
THE TERM PEPPERMINT CREAMS ALSO REFERS TO YOUR SWEET BUTT
Fm C#
OH YOUR ASS CHEEKS FROM HEAVEN
G#
AAAAAAAHHHHH!!!!
Fm C#
Which do I like more Your boobs or your butt
Bb
GOD ABOVE don't make me choose
C Fm
I'd rather die than choose I'D RATHER FUCKING DIE
[Outro]
D#
And with these last words
Fm
I must now bid you adieu
G#
You are my princess
C Fm
And I will always love you
Nump
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Oasis
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