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Martin Pearson

The Hedgehogs Song

by Martin Pearson
Martin Pearson

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Four years of hard work!

This month of May we celebrated four years on the air. We continue working on the dissemination of this wonderful instrument, thank you for participating in our story!

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[Verse 1]

C F
Bestiality may be a fun thing to do
G
But here is a story I'll give unto you
C F
With almost all animals you'll have a ball
G C
But the hedgehog can never be buggered at all

F C
Can never be buggered, be buggered at all
G C
The hedgehog can never be buggered at all


[Verse 2]

C F
The moose is amusing, the sheep quite confusing
G
Oh roger a rhino if you're ready for bruising
C F
Or mounting a mountain goat, be careful don't fall
G C
But the hedgehog can never be buggered at all

F C
Can never be buggered, be buggered at all
G C
The hedgehog can never be buggered at all


[Verse 3]

C F
A lion is frisky, a leopard is fun
G
If you choose a cheetah you may have to run
C F
You can fondle the fleas on a flea market stall
G C
But the hedgehog can never be buggered at all

F C
Can never be buggered, be buggered at all
G C
The hedgehog can never be buggered at all


[Verse 4]

C F
For the spines on his back are too sharp for a man
G
They'll give you a pain in the worst place they can
C F
The stickles and prickles will maul and appal
G C
But the hedgehog can never be buggered at all

F C
Can never be buggered, be buggered at all
G C
The hedgehog can never be buggered at all


[Verse 5]

C F
If you meet Nanny Ogg, just remember to thank her
G
For warning all wayfarers waylaid in Lancre
C F
And remember to caution your poor foreign guest
G C
Il porcupino nil sodomy est

F C
Nil sodomy est, nil sodomy est
G C
Il porcupino nil sodomy est


[Verse 6]

C F
You can root with a wombat, down here in Australia
G
But don't be alarmed by our bouncy mammalia
C F
You didn't think our beasts would be friendly, did ya?
G C
You've not suffered pain till you've shagged an echidna

F C
Can never be buggered, be buggered at all
G C
The echidna can never be buggered at all


[Verse 7]

C F
For the spines on his back are so awfully thick
G
They'll poke perforations all over your prick
C F
There's nowhere to aim when he's curled in a ball
G C
The hedgehog can never be buggered at all

F C
Can never be buggered, be buggered at all
G C
The hedgehog can never be buggered at all

F C
Nil sodomy est, nil sodomy est
G C
Il porcupino nil sodomy est

F C
Can never be buggered, be buggered at all
G C
The hedgehog can never be buggered at all




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