[intro]
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[verse]
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Well I ain't your average trucker they go their way I go my way
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I'm the kind of guy who picks up any fruit out on the highway
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I see an apple in a tree or little berries growin' free
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And I say yes-sir-ree there's a perfect snack for me
[chorus]
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Just chew 'em up get in the cab take off and toot
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One eye out for highway danger the other out for fruit
[verse]
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Now other truckers stop at diners wolfin' down their pork and beans
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Not me I stop at road side stands and score some tangerines
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I eat every kind of fruit except the prune
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Cause it's a heavy load I'm carryin' and I won't be stoppin' soon
[chorus]
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Just chew 'em up get in the cab take off and toot
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One eye out for highway danger the other out for fruit
[bridge]
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I got one hand on the throttle and the other my banana
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And I'm peelin' down the highway I'm headin' home to see my Anna
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She's the apple of my eye and I know she's waitin' there
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With her lips like little cherries she's a peach and what a pair
[verse]
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But if my cab is full of garbage and there's fruit stains on my shirt
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Sure beats the pants off takin' them little white pills to stay alert
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And if you drink and drive you lose so I'll stick with figs and cherries
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Hard drivin' boys and booze ain't near as good as boys n' berries
[chorus]
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Just chew 'em up get in the cab take off and toot
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One eye out for highway danger the other out for fruit
[outro]
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One eye out for highway danger the other out for fruuuuuuuuit