[Verse]
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I never claimed to know everything
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I ain't got no Ph- -D
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But boys listen up when it comes to love
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You can learn a thing or two from me
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I'm no expert on makin' love work
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I really can't tell you a lot
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Well I don't know how to keep a woman ar ound
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But I sure know how to run one off
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So listen to my words of no wisdom
G D
There's no secret to my lack of succ ess
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Once she draws the line just cross it one time
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That's the way you make an ex
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I never could spell misery to well
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But I know it ends with a Y
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Why did I do what I did when I knew
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She'd get her half and half of what's mine
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Takes more than luck to really mess up
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It don't just hapen this way
G D
It took sacrifice and all my exwives
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To get me where I am to day
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So listen to my words of no wisdom
G D
There's no secret to my lack of succ ess
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Once she draws the line just cross it one time
G A7 D
That's the way you make an ex
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Once she draws the line just cross it one time
G A7 D
That's the way you make an ex
G A7 D
That's the way you make an ex
G A7 D
That's the way you make an ex