Neither Did I
Artist: Mark Chesnutt
Album: Tradition Lives (2016)
Written by Monty Criswell, Tim Menzies and Jimmy Ritchey
[Intro]
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[Verse 1]
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Boys, did you know a woman likes to take long walks
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Wants you hangin’ on every word while she talks
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‘Bout feelings and flowers and meanin’s of things
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And how I’m flunkin’ all the quizzes in her magazines
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Seems that drinkin’ here every Friday night
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Is an immature monumental waste of time
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Did you know she’s finally had enough of me
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And all of y’all are the reason why
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Neither did I
[Pre-Chorus]
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It’s all news to me I didn’t have a clue
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Hey, pass me that beer help me think this through
[Chorus]
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Boys, did you know if she kicks you out
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She can clean out your savings with a click of the mouse
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Did you know there’s a room in the back of this bar
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With a couch where you can crash for the night
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Neither did I
[Break]
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[Verse 2]
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Boys, did you know a ceramic vase
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Can bounce off a wall and not even break
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And one of them plug it in kitchen knives
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Can saw four fishin’ rods in the blink of an eye
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And three short seconds in a microwave
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Make damn sure your Haggard CD never plays
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Did you know when a woman takes the stand in a dress
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Cut to there man, justice ain’t blind
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Neither did I
[Pre-Chorus]
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It’s all news to me I didn’t have a clue
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Hey, pass me that beer help me think this through
[Chorus]
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Boys, did you know if she kicks you out
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She can clean out your savings with a click of the mouse
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Did you know there’s a room in the back of this bar
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With a couch where you can crash for the night
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Neither did I
[Tag]
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Did you know there’s a room in the back of this bar
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With a couch where you can crash for the night
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When it’s quiet current runnin’ through neon gets to hummin’
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Like a honky-tonk lullaby
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Neither did I
[Outro]
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