E
Well if I had me a woman who is big and fat
I'd jump up and down like an alleycat
A E
If I had me a woman, if I had me a woman
B7 D E
If I had me a woman I wou]dn't be roamin' around
E
If I had me a woman who is lean and tall
C E G
I'd lay down with her, crake a big wolf call
A E A G
If I had me a woman, if I had me a woman
B7 D E
If I had me a woman I wouldn't be roamin' around
E A E B7 D E C E G A E B7 D E
E
Well I'd stand on my head 'till I lost my breath
Then I'd grab her and I'd squeeze her half to death
A E
If I had me a woman, if I had me a woman
B7 D E
If I had me a woman I wouldn't be roamin' around
E
Now if I had me a woman as skinny as a flea
C E G
I'd be as happy as a monkey in a tree
A E A G
If I had me a woman, if I had me a woman
B7 D E
If I had me a woman I wouldn't be roamin' around
E A E B7 D E C E G A E B7 D E
E
Now I'd jump up and down and I'd turn a few flips
A E
And I'd grab her and I'd kiss her on her pretty sweet lips
A E A G
If I had me a woman, if I had me a woman
B7 D E
If I had me a woman I wouldn't be roamin' around