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D A G C F D(High)
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Intro: D A G D
D A
If your love's x and f x is a function than you can't love more than 1 in
G D
conjunction cause that would mean your original love wasn't true
D A G
I wish that x belonged to me but sadly I is not a subset of we cause we
D
returns the null set when it relates to you
D A
I loved this girl and she loved me too but she was always tangent to some
G D
dude who would rotate her head around the z axis when he walked by
D A
So while he's over there tangent to her curves I'll be mopin' round here
G D
cause I ain't got the nerve to tell her how I feel no I don't wanna be that guy
C G D
I wish I could invert that graph on her face
C F D
That downward facing parabola
C G D
She'd take my hand we'd get out of this place
C F D
But I can't ask her out because
C G C D(High)
She's my limit as x approaches girlfriend
C G D
It's like this function never ends
C G C D(High)
Even if I wait until infinity
C G D
I think that we'll just stay friends
C G C D(High)
She's my limit as x approaches girlfriend
C G D
It's like this function never ends
C G C D(High)
Even if I wait until infinity
C G D
I think that we'll just stay friends
D A
If I plotted my love for her on a graph it'd be irrational discontinuous
G D
and half of the love I could give her if only we went out
D A
But no matter how hard I try I'll never be the cardioid of her eye this
G D
love of our just seems so asymptotic
D A
If you count up all the nights I've cried over her because I couldn't
G D
optimize her function has way too many constraints
D A
Her solution is so unbounded that I'm pretty sure that it can't be found and
G D
if it could well I just can't do it by hand
C G D
I wish I could invert that graph on her face
C F D
That downward facing parabola
C G D
She'd take my hand we'd get out of this place
C F D
But I can't ask her out because
C G C D(High)
She's my limit as x approaches girlfriend
C G D
It's like this function never ends
C G C D(High)
Even if I wait until infinity
C G D
I think that we'll just stay friends
C G C D(High)
She's my limit as x approaches girlfriend
C G D
It's like this function never ends
C G C D(High)
Even if I wait until infinity
C G D
I think that we'll just stay friends
D A
When the time finally came she sat me down and said
G D
Listen Ev I'll explain it terms that you can understand
D
You really are such a great guy
A
Another variable can't be hard to find
G D
We may be like terms but I don't like you like that
D
Before you get the chance to cry
A
Know that I love you
G
But the love you thought we had
D
Was Imaginary
C G C D(High) C G
Whoooahhh My love was not real at all it was the square root of negative
D
one.
C G C D(High) C G D
Whooahhh This limit does not exist I've come undone
C G C D(High)
She's my limit as x approaches girlfriend
C G D
If only I'd checked the domain
C G C D(High)
As t approached 1 she diverged completely
C G D
And ever since she hasn't been the same
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