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Am Dm D
You're a mean one Mister Grinch
Am D E
You really are a heel
Am Dm
You're as cuddly as cactus
D C
You're as charming as an eel
F E
Mister Gr - i - nch silence
Am Dm
You're a bad banana with a greasy black peel
same chords for all verses
You're a monster Mister Grinch
Your heart's an empty hole
Your brain is full of spiders
You've got garlic in your soul Mister Gr - i - nch silence
I wouldn't touch you with a Thirty-nine and a half foot pole
You're a foul one Mister Grinch
You're a nasty-wasty skunk
Your heart is full of unwashed socks
Your soul is full of gunk Mister Gr - i - nch silence
The three words that best describe you are as follows
And I quote Stink stank stunk Dm E Am
You're a vile one Mister Grinch
You have termites in your smile
You have all the tender sweetness of
A seasick crocodile Mister Gr - i - nch (silence)
Given the choice between the two of you I'd take the seasick crocodile
You're a rotter Mister Grinch
You're the king of sinful sots
Your heart's a dead tomato
splotched With moldy purple spots Mister Gr - i - nch silence
Your soul is an appalling dump-heap overflowing with the most disgraceful assortment of deplorable rubbish imaginable
Mangled-up and tangled-up knots E Am Dm
You nauseate me Mister Grinch
With a nauseous super naus
You're a crooked jerky jockey and you
drive a crooked horse Mister Gr - i - nch silence
You're a three decker sauerkraut and toadstool sandwich Am Dm With arsenic sauce Am Dm Am Dm Am E Am