Mandy Goes To Med School By The Dresden Dolls
Chords used:
Em Am
Asus4 F#dim
A B
C G
Abm D
Db CmM7
(The B chord at the start of the song and throughout the verses run down)
Intro & verse
B A G F# Em
I've been feeling dull as a coat hanger
C G A
Pretty as a picture of a patient on a fresh iv
Em C G A B A G F#
Giddy as a gangbanger with a set of sutures where his magic johnson ought to be
Em Am F#dim B A G F#
Yes i'll tell you just the thing you need to be the next big thing
Em Am F#dim B A G F#
Let's start in with a test of your intelligence and zest for the counter-productive
Em Am Asus4 Am F#dim B A G F#
Up and down and roundabout and out the back and keep your mouth shut
Em Am Asus4 Am F#dim B A G F#
Tight the lights are staying out but no sweat I've got aim like a mack truck
Em Am Asus4 Am F#dim B A G F#
Guess how many fingers ok guess how many more i can fit there
Em Am Asus4 Am F#dim B A G F#
Guess right get the toaster but you know, miss, guessing gets you nowhere
Chorus
A B
I've been baking cakes for the enemy
C G Abm
I've been dying to find out the hard way
A B
Ive been taking friends to the alleyway
C D
Two down now but who's counting anyway?
Verse
Em Am Asus4 Am F#dim B A G F#
Yes I can do everything you need from out of my new SUV
Em Am Asus4 Am F#dim B A G F#
All my work is guaranteed to last the length of your recovery
Em Am Asus4 Am F#dim B A G F#
Put away those pliers honey trust me cause I know the options
Em Am Asus4 Am F#dim B A G F#
How about a nine-month long vacation and a two-foot coffin
Chorus
A B
I've been getting up close and intimate
C G Abm
Some close calls but I'm getting into it
A B
In some states they say you can burn for it
C D
But ill burn that bridge when i get to it
Bridge
D Db CmM7 B
It's not a bad thing
D Db CmM7 B
To get professional
D Db CmM7 B
It's got a nice ring
D Db CmM7
Mandy goes to med school
Instermental
Em Am Asus4 Am F#dim B A G F# x 3
Chorus
A B
I've been taking tips from the government
C G Abm
I've been getting damn good at hiding it
A B
Fifty bucks a month ought to cover it
C D
Two down now but who's gonna notice it?
A B
And if you show up and I am unavailable
C D
My partner brian would love to take care of you
Bridge
D Db CmM7 B
He is a nice man
D Db CmM7 B
Thoroughly reliable
D Db CmM7 B
He's in a rock band
D Db CmM7
And he goes to med school.....
Em Am Asus4 Am F#dim B A G F# x 3
End on Em
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