[Verse]
C Am7 Am
I wonder if the De Le Salle Brother got Papped
C Am7 Am
And did their holy mothers and jealous fathers; ever feel trapped
C Am7 Am
Did Mary, Like all the attention
C F G G
And did Jesus ever; get Detention
C Am7 Am
I wonder if Caesar ever did his sums
C Am7 Am
And did Joan of Arc ever slip and slice her thumbs
C Am7 Am
Chopping onions, in double home economics
C F G G
And would Archimedes; have like electronics
[Chorus]
C Am
Panic stations don't set in
F
Don't worry if you're not getting; The reward
G C
That you think you deserve
Am
Good Things come to those who wait
F
God knows I've waited patiently
G
Take a ticket, there's a seat here next to me
[Verse]
C Am7 Am
The number 17 and Steve McQueen
C Am7 Am
Seem an unlikely Combination considering
C Am7 Am
his elevation to god and all-round blonde adonis
C F G
I can't see him settling down in Heaton Norris
C Am7 Am
Would Elvis been able to adapt
C Am7 Am
Would've gone to court over reports his phones was tapped
C Am7 Am
Would Priscilla remain and reside by his side
C F G G
With the lonely loyalty of being his bride
[Chorus]
C Am
Panic stations don't set in
F
Don't worry if you're not getting; The rewards
G C
That you think you deserve
Am
Good Things come to those who wait
F
God knows I've waited patiently
G
Take a ticket, there's a seat here next to me
[Chorus]
C Am
Panic stations don't set in
F
Don't worry if you're not getting; The rewards
G C
That you think you deserve
Am
Good Things come to those who wait
F
God knows I've waited patiently
G
Take a ticket, there's a seat here next to me