Four years of hard work!This month of May we celebrated four years on the air. We continue working on the dissemination of this wonderful instrument, thank you for participating in our story!
Verse: CFCF Set fire to your hair CFCF Poke a stick at a grizzly bear CFCF Eat medicines that's out of date CFCF Use your private parts as piranha bait
Chorus: CGAmEm Dumb ways to die FD7GF So many dumb ways to die CGAmEm Dumb ways to die FGC So many dumb ways to die
Verse: Get your toast out with a fork Do your own electrical work Teach yourself how to fly Eat a two week old unrefrigerated pie
Chorus: CGAmEm Dumb ways to die FD7GF So many dumb ways to die CGAmEm Dumb ways to die FGC So many dumb ways to die
Verse: Invite a psycho-killer inside Scratch a drug dealer's brand new ride Take your helmet off in outer space Use your clothes dryer as a hiding place
Chorus: CGAmEm Dumb ways to die FD7GF So many dumb ways to die CGAmEm Dumb ways to die FGC So many dumb ways to die
Verse: Keep a rattlesnake as a pet Sell both the kidneys on the internet Eat a tube of superglue "I wonder what's this red button do?"
Chorus: CGAmEm Dumb ways to die FD7GF So many dumb ways to die CGAmEm Dumb ways to die FGC So many dumb ways to die
Bridge: AmGCEmFG Dress up like a moose during hunting season FGCEmF Disturbed a nest of wasps for no good reason GAm Stand on the edge of a train station platform GAm Drive around the boom gates at a railroad crossing GAm Run across the tracks between the platforms FG They may not rhyme but they quite possibly
End Chorus: CGAmEm Dumbest ways to die CGAmEm Dumbest ways to die CGAmEm Dumb ways to die F So many dumb FmC So many dumb ways to die