Four years of hard work!This month of May we celebrated four years on the air. We continue working on the dissemination of this wonderful instrument, thank you for participating in our story!
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Set fire to your hair Poke a stick at a grizzly bear Eat medicine that’s out of date Use your private parts as piranha bait
CHORUS CC/BAmEm Dumb ways to die F --- GF So many dumb ways to die CC/BAmEm Dumb ways to die FG So many dumb ways to die END OF CHORUS
Get your toast out with a fork Do your own electrical work Teach yourself how to fly Eat a two week old unrefrigerated pie
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Invite a psycho killer inside Scratch a drug dealer’s brand new ride Take your helmet off in out of space Use a clothes dryer as a hiding place
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Keep a rattle snake as a pet Sell both your kidneys on the internet Eat a tube of superglue (Pause) 'I wonder what this red button will do' (Dont Play on this line)
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FGCAmFG Dress up like a moose during hunting season CAmFGC Disturbed a nest of wasps for no good reason FGCAm Stand on the edge of a train station platform FGCAm Drive around the boom gates at a level crossing FGCAm Run across the tracks between the platforms FGCF They may not rhyme but they quite possibly
ENDING CHORUS CGAm The dumbest ways to die
FGAm The dumbest ways to die CGAm Dumbest ways to die F So many dumb GC So many dumb ways to die