Four years of hard work!This month of May we celebrated four years on the air. We continue working on the dissemination of this wonderful instrument, thank you for participating in our story!
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Set fire to your hair Poke a stick at a grizzly bear Eat medicine that's out of date Use your private parts as piranha bait
[Chorus]
CEmAmC Dumb ways to die FDGF So many dumb ways to die CEmAmEm Dumb ways to die FGC So many dumb ways to die
[Verse]
Get your toast out with a fork Do your own electrical work Teach yourself how to fly Eat a two week old unrefrigerated pie
[Chorus]
CEmAmC Dumb ways to die FDGF So many dumb ways to die CEmAmEm Dumb ways to die FGC So many dumb ways to die
[Verse]
Invite a psycho killer inside Scratch a drug dealer's brand new ride Take your helmet off in outer space Use a clothes dryer as a hiding place
[Chorus]
CEmAmC Dumb ways to die FDGF So many dumb ways to die CEmAmEm Dumb ways to die FGC So many dumb ways to die
[Verse]
Keep a rattle snake as a pet Sell both your kidneys on the internet Eat a tube of superglue 'I wonder what's this red button do'
[Chorus]
CEmAmC Dumb ways to die FDGF So many dumb ways to die CEmAmEm Dumb ways to die FGC So many dumb ways to die
[Verse]
FGCFmaj7FG Dress up like a moose during hunting season FGCFmaj7F Disturb a nest of wasps for no good reason GAm Stand on the edge of a train station platform GAm Drive around the boom gates at a level crossing GAmG Run across the tracks between the platforms FG They may not rhyme but they quite possibly
[Outro]
CEmAmEm The dumbest ways to die CEmAmEm The dumbest ways to die CEmAmEm The dumbest ways to die... F So many dumb FGC So many dumb ways to die