By no means perfect but I couldn't find another one anywhere, so I've given it a shot:
VERSE 1
F Gm
Father, father I have sinned
F Gm
I dunno where to begin
F Gm
Give me words of advice, I'll save them up for a
F Bb C
clear day
F Gm
Keep your eye upon the ball
F Gm
Write your thoughts upon the wall
F Gm
There's some words of advice, Save them up for a
F Bb C
clear day
CHORUS
Bb C Dm G
Venus and Serena under-
Bb C Dm G
stand
(Venus and Serena under-
Bb C F
stand)
Venus and Serena understand
VERSE 2
F Gm
Flushing meadows down the stream
F Gm
Living life as though it's a dream
F Gm
Eat the future today, Don't save it up for a
F Bb C
rainy day
F Gm
Holy bombs make holy holes
F Gm
Holy holes make homeless moles
F Gm
Take the turtle and hare, Don't run around if you can
F Bb C
walk there
CHORUS
Bb C Dm G
Venus and Serena under-
Bb C Dm G
stand
(Venus and Serena under-
Bb C F
stand)
Venus and Serena understand
BRIDGE
F Gm C
Father, father, father, father can't you see?
F Gm C
I'm a walking tragedy
F Gm C
Father, father, father when I look to the past
F Gm C
I never realised that it wouldn't last
CHORUS
Bb C Dm G
Venus and Serena under-
Bb C Dm G
stand
(Venus and Serena under-
Bb C Dm G
stand)
Venus and Serena under-
Bb C Dm G
stand
(Venus and Serena under-
Bb C
stand)
Venus and Serena under-
Dm G7
stand
(Venus and Serena under-
Bb C F
stand)
Venus and Serena understand
CODA
F Gm
I've one final thing to say
F Gm
I'm not your father anyway
F Gm
Found you under a cloud, Left outside by the
F
wolves one day, hey