Biography:
Stephen Lynch is an American singer and comedian, famous for his raunchy comic lyrics. He was born July 28, 1971 in Abington, Pennsylvania, but grew up in Saginaw, Michigan and attended Western Michigan University, where he learned to play guitar. He is a Tony nominee for his role as Robbie Hart in the Broadway musical, The Wedding Singer. Stephen married Erin Dwight in September of 2003.
Lynch has produced eight albums:
Live At XM Studios (Live concert available only on the XM Comedy channel, no CD release planned)
Read more on Last.fm
Other songs:
- 3 Balloons
- Dear Diary
- Dr.stephen
- Hair
- Half A Man
- If I Were Gay
- Peanuts
- Pierre
- Special Fred
- Vanilla Ice Cream
- Voices In My Head
- What If God Smoked Cannabis
- Whittlin Man
- A History Lesson
- A Month Dead
- Albino
- Almighty Malachi Professional Bowling God
- America
- Baby
- Beelz
- Best Friends Song
- Bitch
- Bowling Song
- Caught Me Spankin It
- Classic Rock Song
- Country Love Song
- Craig Christ
- D And D
- Delta Kai
- Dirty Sanchez
- Dnd
- Doing Acid At The Mall
- Down To The Old Pub Instead
- Drew Lynch Gary Foster
- Fishin Hole
- For Me
- Gangster Cowboy
- Gay
- Gerbil
- Grandfather Die
- Hallelujah
- Halloween
- Hermaphroditey
- In Defense Of A Peepshow Girl
- It Seems Last Night
- Jim Hensons Dead
- Kill A Kitten
- Little Tiny Moustache
- Medieval Bush
- Mixer At Delta Chi
- Not Home
- Peepshow Girl
- Prettier Than You
- Priest
- Queer Tattoo
- Shes Got A Smile
- Shes Gotta Smile
- Special
- Superhero
- Talk To Me
- Tattoo
- Tennessee
- The Ballad Of Scarface
- The Gathering
- The Night I Laid You Down
- Then She Farted
- Ugly Baby
- Waiting
- What If That Guy From Smashing Pumkins Lost His Car Keys
- When Grandfather Dies
- When Youre Not Home
- While Youre Away
- Whittilin Man
- You Caught Me Spankin It
- Youll Do
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W h i t t l i n ' M a n
Am F E Am F E
In the woods of Northern Michigan, he made his home
Am F E Am F E
Didn't ask much from the world, just wanted to be alone
Am F E Am F E
He got his first real blade at thirteen; that's when it all began
Am F E Am F E
And soon the creatures of the forest called him "Whittlin' Man" - yeah!
A Esus4
He whittled all day and he whittled all night
C5 G5
He whittled, whittled, whittled everything in sight
A Esus4
He whittled on a stick and he whittled on his shoe
C5 G5
And if you come too close, gonna whittle you too
D5 A# D5
Keep a safe distance if you can
A# C5
'Cause you're never safe around Whittlin' Man
Had a stump to sit on; had some wood, had his trusty knife
Whittled out a house, a car, and he whittled himself a wife(Such a beautiful wife!)
Whittled out four kids, a swimming pool and a big leer jet
And so he wouldn't miss Saved By The Bell, when he whittled a T.V. set - yeah!
He'd whittle if its light, and he'd whittle if its dark
And if Noah was around, well he'd whittle him an ark
He'd whittle something new and he'd whittle something old
He'd whittle something hot and he'd whittle something rather chilly
Keep a safe distance if you can
'Cause you're never safe around Whittlin' Man
Some say "Whittlin' Man's a genius", still others say "He's just dumb"
He whittled off a foot, an ear, three fingers and his left thumb... Boy, is he dumb!
That won't stop him, no it won't - he'll whittle through thick and thin
And once he's whittled everything, he'll just whittle it all again - yeah!
He'd whittle if it's white, and he'd whittle if it's black
And he'd whittle on a duck 'til the duck can't quack
He'd whittle if it's dry, and he'd whittle if it's juicy
Whittled on Desi and he whittled on Lucy
Whittled JFK and he whittled Jackie O
Whittled old Larry and Curly and Moe
And he whittled Frank Zappa and he whittled Tipper Gore
Whittle, whittle, whittle 'til he can't no more
Whittled Shamu and he'd whittle on Jaws
Whittled the Easter Bunny and he whittled Santa Claus
He'll whittle, whittle, whittle just fast as he can
C5 G5 A
Whittle till he's dead - he's the Whittlin' Man...
Am F E Am F E
In the woods of Northern Michigan, he made his home
Am F E Am F E
Didn't ask much from the world, just wanted to be alone
Am F E Am F E
He got his first real blade at thirteen; that's when it all began
Am F E Am F E
And soon the creatures of the forest called him "Whittlin' Man" - yeah!
A Esus4
He whittled all day and he whittled all night
C5 G5
He whittled, whittled, whittled everything in sight
A Esus4
He whittled on a stick and he whittled on his shoe
C5 G5
And if you come too close, gonna whittle you too
D5 A# D5
Keep a safe distance if you can
A# C5
'Cause you're never safe around Whittlin' Man
Had a stump to sit on; had some wood, had his trusty knife
Whittled out a house, a car, and he whittled himself a wife(Such a beautiful wife!)
Whittled out four kids, a swimming pool and a big leer jet
And so he wouldn't miss Saved By The Bell, when he whittled a T.V. set - yeah!
He'd whittle if its light, and he'd whittle if its dark
And if Noah was around, well he'd whittle him an ark
He'd whittle something new and he'd whittle something old
He'd whittle something hot and he'd whittle something rather chilly
Keep a safe distance if you can
'Cause you're never safe around Whittlin' Man
Some say "Whittlin' Man's a genius", still others say "He's just dumb"
He whittled off a foot, an ear, three fingers and his left thumb... Boy, is he dumb!
That won't stop him, no it won't - he'll whittle through thick and thin
And once he's whittled everything, he'll just whittle it all again - yeah!
He'd whittle if it's white, and he'd whittle if it's black
And he'd whittle on a duck 'til the duck can't quack
He'd whittle if it's dry, and he'd whittle if it's juicy
Whittled on Desi and he whittled on Lucy
Whittled JFK and he whittled Jackie O
Whittled old Larry and Curly and Moe
And he whittled Frank Zappa and he whittled Tipper Gore
Whittle, whittle, whittle 'til he can't no more
Whittled Shamu and he'd whittle on Jaws
Whittled the Easter Bunny and he whittled Santa Claus
He'll whittle, whittle, whittle just fast as he can
C5 G5 A
Whittle till he's dead - he's the Whittlin' Man...
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