Biography:
Stephen Lynch is an American singer and comedian, famous for his raunchy comic lyrics. He was born July 28, 1971 in Abington, Pennsylvania, but grew up in Saginaw, Michigan and attended Western Michigan University, where he learned to play guitar. He is a Tony nominee for his role as Robbie Hart in the Broadway musical, The Wedding Singer. Stephen married Erin Dwight in September of 2003.
Lynch has produced eight albums:
Live At XM Studios (Live concert available only on the XM Comedy channel, no CD release planned)
Read more on Last.fm
Other songs:
- 3 Balloons
- Dear Diary
- Dr.stephen
- Hair
- Half A Man
- If I Were Gay
- Peanuts
- Pierre
- Special Fred
- Vanilla Ice Cream
- Voices In My Head
- What If God Smoked Cannabis
- Whittlin Man
- A History Lesson
- A Month Dead
- Albino
- Almighty Malachi Professional Bowling God
- America
- Baby
- Beelz
- Best Friends Song
- Bitch
- Bowling Song
- Caught Me Spankin It
- Classic Rock Song
- Country Love Song
- Craig Christ
- D And D
- Delta Kai
- Dirty Sanchez
- Dnd
- Doing Acid At The Mall
- Down To The Old Pub Instead
- Drew Lynch Gary Foster
- Fishin Hole
- For Me
- Gangster Cowboy
- Gay
- Gerbil
- Grandfather Die
- Hallelujah
- Halloween
- Hermaphroditey
- In Defense Of A Peepshow Girl
- It Seems Last Night
- Jim Hensons Dead
- Kill A Kitten
- Little Tiny Moustache
- Medieval Bush
- Mixer At Delta Chi
- Not Home
- Peepshow Girl
- Prettier Than You
- Priest
- Queer Tattoo
- Shes Got A Smile
- Shes Gotta Smile
- Special
- Superhero
- Talk To Me
- Tattoo
- Tennessee
- The Ballad Of Scarface
- The Gathering
- The Night I Laid You Down
- Then She Farted
- Ugly Baby
- Waiting
- What If That Guy From Smashing Pumkins Lost His Car Keys
- When Grandfather Dies
- When Youre Not Home
- While Youre Away
- Whittilin Man
- You Caught Me Spankin It
- Youll Do
Four years of hard work!This month of May we celebrated four years on the air. We continue working on the dissemination of this wonderful instrument, thank you for participating in our story!
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S T E P H E N L Y N C H / J O B E R G & G U R N E R
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+--------------------------PLEASE NOTE--------------------------+
+ This file is Jordan Lapping’s own work and represents his +
+ interpretation of the song. You may only use this file for +
+ private study, scholarship, or research. The contents may not +
+ be duplicated for use with other websites without written +
+ permission. Thank you for understanding. Enjoy. +
+---------------------------------------------------------------+
Tabbed by Jordan Lapping
Standard E Tuning
CHORDS USED:
A Am C Dm E E7 Em7 F G
e]--0----0----0----1----0----0----0----1----3--|
B]--2----1----1----3----0----0----0----1----0--|
G]--2----2----0----2----1----1----0----2----0--|
D]--2----2----2----0----2----0----0----3----0--|
A]--0----0----3---------2----2----2----3----2--|
E]----------------------0----0----0----1----3--|
INTRO:
Am - Dm, Dm - E, E - Am
Am - Dm, Dm - E, Am
VERSE 1:
Am Dm
I met a senorita and she was so-a sweet-a
E Am
So I approached and asked her for a little dance
Am Dm
She turned and gave a smile, and then she shook it for a while
E Am
And I knew I had to get into her... pants
VERSE 2:
Am Dm
So for hours we were grinding, her beauty was so blinding
E Am
I suggested to mi casa we must go
Am Dm
Her body's ripe and sweaty; she said “I think I’m ready”
E Am
And that’s when our love had begun to grow
VERSE 3:
Am Dm
I turned on some music salsa, and spread cologne upon my balls, and
E Am
Was a-ready for this girl to meet her doom
Am Dm
The candles set the mood, "I hope you do not think I’m rude"
E A
As I gently show the way to papás room...
CHORUS 1:
N/C A F
I shoved my finger up her ass and wiped it on her upper lip
G C
Ohhhhhhh – that’s the Dirty Sanchez
Em7 A F
"Please don't think that I am crass, love that finger in your ass"
G C Em7
Ohhhhhhh – love the Dirty Sanchez
A F
I hope you see the truth; finger looks like... Baby Ruth
G C
Ohhhhhhh – in the Dirty Sanchez
Em7 A F
Your life will be complete, nothing ever smelled as sweet
E N/C
Ohhh.. [inhale]
N/C
("That's fucking disgusting")
E E7
As The Dirty Sanchez...!
VERSE 4:
Am Dm
I was looking for another babe to be my little Sanchez Slave
E Am
I found an actress; she was needy as can be
Am Dm
So I put on all my charm, "Don’t want to cause you no alarm"
E Am
"But you’re the most bonita girl I’ve ever seen"
VERSE 5:
Am Dm N/C
I could not believe my luck, this little girl was ripe to... pluck
E Am
She was a sweet young thing, but ready for a trick
Am Dm
I had a shot - she had one too; it was the proper thing to do
E A
And then I gave her hungry brown eye once we left...
CHORUS 2:
N/C A F
I shoved my finger up her ass and wiped it on her upper lip
G C
Ohhhhhhh – that’s the Dirty Sanchez
Em7 A F
Your life will be complete, nothing ever smelled as sweet
E N/C
Ohhh.. [inhale]
N/C
"Stop it, I'm not gonna smell your fucking finger! Get the fuck away from me!"
E E7
As The Dirty Sanchez...!
VERSE 6:
Am Dm
My God, it was beyond control; I couldn’t get enough... butt hole
E Am
And then I found my perfect little match
Am Dm
She had a Latin ass; divine! She promised it would all be mine!
E Am
But first she had a certain itch to scratch...
VERSE 7:
Am Dm
She said, “I have one small request to put our love to the test"
E Am
"You’re my big strong caballero, yes it’s true"
Am Dm
"I’ll let you ravage my behind but, mi amor, if you don’t mind"
E N/C Am
"First, I’d like to do the same to you...!"
VERSE 8:
Am Dm
"So, now baby you bend over and you act like my dog, Rover"
E Am
"I got a negros strap-on dildio especial!"
Am Dm
She pulled out a jar of jelly and then she threw me on my belly
E Am
And slathered up my tight virgin canal...
BRIDGE:
Am Dm
She dug her finger up my ass... and smeared it on my upper lip
E Am
Oooooohh - that’s a Dirty Sanchez!
Dm
It hurt my tender balloon knot... the farther up her finger got
E Am
Ooo-wow-woooooow! Dirty-Dirty-Dir-Di-Dir-Di-Dir-Di-Dirty Sanchez...!
Dm
Until the pain came to my eyes... and a quiver in my thighs
E Am
... Surprise! I like the Dirty Sanchez!
CHORUS 3:
A F
That aroma I know well made my heart begin to swell
G C
Ah, hell! We love the Dirty Sanchez!
Em7 A F
I shoved my finger up his ass, and smeared on his upper lip
G C
Ohhhhhhh – that’s the 'Dirty Sanchez'
Em7 A
(And I give him nine-hundred and ninty one Dirty Sanchezes,
F
a Rusty Trombone and a Devine Brown for good measure!)
G E
Ohhhhhhh – in the Dirty Sanchez
N/C Am Dm E Am
In the Dirty Sancheeeeeeeeeeez...
OUTRO:
N/C
Dirty Sanchez!
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D i r t y S a n c h e z
S T E P H E N L Y N C H / J O B E R G & G U R N E R
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+--------------------------PLEASE NOTE--------------------------+
+ This file is Jordan Lapping’s own work and represents his +
+ interpretation of the song. You may only use this file for +
+ private study, scholarship, or research. The contents may not +
+ be duplicated for use with other websites without written +
+ permission. Thank you for understanding. Enjoy. +
+---------------------------------------------------------------+
Tabbed by Jordan Lapping
Standard E Tuning
CHORDS USED:
A Am C Dm E E7 Em7 F G
e]--0----0----0----1----0----0----0----1----3--|
B]--2----1----1----3----0----0----0----1----0--|
G]--2----2----0----2----1----1----0----2----0--|
D]--2----2----2----0----2----0----0----3----0--|
A]--0----0----3---------2----2----2----3----2--|
E]----------------------0----0----0----1----3--|
INTRO:
Am - Dm, Dm - E, E - Am
Am - Dm, Dm - E, Am
VERSE 1:
Am Dm
I met a senorita and she was so-a sweet-a
E Am
So I approached and asked her for a little dance
Am Dm
She turned and gave a smile, and then she shook it for a while
E Am
And I knew I had to get into her... pants
VERSE 2:
Am Dm
So for hours we were grinding, her beauty was so blinding
E Am
I suggested to mi casa we must go
Am Dm
Her body's ripe and sweaty; she said “I think I’m ready”
E Am
And that’s when our love had begun to grow
VERSE 3:
Am Dm
I turned on some music salsa, and spread cologne upon my balls, and
E Am
Was a-ready for this girl to meet her doom
Am Dm
The candles set the mood, "I hope you do not think I’m rude"
E A
As I gently show the way to papás room...
CHORUS 1:
N/C A F
I shoved my finger up her ass and wiped it on her upper lip
G C
Ohhhhhhh – that’s the Dirty Sanchez
Em7 A F
"Please don't think that I am crass, love that finger in your ass"
G C Em7
Ohhhhhhh – love the Dirty Sanchez
A F
I hope you see the truth; finger looks like... Baby Ruth
G C
Ohhhhhhh – in the Dirty Sanchez
Em7 A F
Your life will be complete, nothing ever smelled as sweet
E N/C
Ohhh.. [inhale]
N/C
("That's fucking disgusting")
E E7
As The Dirty Sanchez...!
VERSE 4:
Am Dm
I was looking for another babe to be my little Sanchez Slave
E Am
I found an actress; she was needy as can be
Am Dm
So I put on all my charm, "Don’t want to cause you no alarm"
E Am
"But you’re the most bonita girl I’ve ever seen"
VERSE 5:
Am Dm N/C
I could not believe my luck, this little girl was ripe to... pluck
E Am
She was a sweet young thing, but ready for a trick
Am Dm
I had a shot - she had one too; it was the proper thing to do
E A
And then I gave her hungry brown eye once we left...
CHORUS 2:
N/C A F
I shoved my finger up her ass and wiped it on her upper lip
G C
Ohhhhhhh – that’s the Dirty Sanchez
Em7 A F
Your life will be complete, nothing ever smelled as sweet
E N/C
Ohhh.. [inhale]
N/C
"Stop it, I'm not gonna smell your fucking finger! Get the fuck away from me!"
E E7
As The Dirty Sanchez...!
VERSE 6:
Am Dm
My God, it was beyond control; I couldn’t get enough... butt hole
E Am
And then I found my perfect little match
Am Dm
She had a Latin ass; divine! She promised it would all be mine!
E Am
But first she had a certain itch to scratch...
VERSE 7:
Am Dm
She said, “I have one small request to put our love to the test"
E Am
"You’re my big strong caballero, yes it’s true"
Am Dm
"I’ll let you ravage my behind but, mi amor, if you don’t mind"
E N/C Am
"First, I’d like to do the same to you...!"
VERSE 8:
Am Dm
"So, now baby you bend over and you act like my dog, Rover"
E Am
"I got a negros strap-on dildio especial!"
Am Dm
She pulled out a jar of jelly and then she threw me on my belly
E Am
And slathered up my tight virgin canal...
BRIDGE:
Am Dm
She dug her finger up my ass... and smeared it on my upper lip
E Am
Oooooohh - that’s a Dirty Sanchez!
Dm
It hurt my tender balloon knot... the farther up her finger got
E Am
Ooo-wow-woooooow! Dirty-Dirty-Dir-Di-Dir-Di-Dir-Di-Dirty Sanchez...!
Dm
Until the pain came to my eyes... and a quiver in my thighs
E Am
... Surprise! I like the Dirty Sanchez!
CHORUS 3:
A F
That aroma I know well made my heart begin to swell
G C
Ah, hell! We love the Dirty Sanchez!
Em7 A F
I shoved my finger up his ass, and smeared on his upper lip
G C
Ohhhhhhh – that’s the 'Dirty Sanchez'
Em7 A
(And I give him nine-hundred and ninty one Dirty Sanchezes,
F
a Rusty Trombone and a Devine Brown for good measure!)
G E
Ohhhhhhh – in the Dirty Sanchez
N/C Am Dm E Am
In the Dirty Sancheeeeeeeeeeez...
OUTRO:
N/C
Dirty Sanchez!
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