[Intro]
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She falls through the doorway
G D
Rolls down the hall
D
She bounces off the sofa
E7 A
And right into the wall
E G
It's easy to see as she buckles and bends
A D
She's doin' quaaludes again
A
Quaaludes again
D
Quaaludes again
E7
If you've got aurora
You know for shorra
A A7
She's your friend
A D
She's doin' quaaludes again
[Bridge]
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She fumbles and stumbles
G D
And falls down the stairs
D E7 A
Makes love to the leg of the dining room chair
E G
She's ready for animals, women or men
A D
She's doin' quaaludes again
A D
Quaaludes again
Again
Again
A D
Quaaludes again
D
If you've got a lemon, a dog and three women
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Then she's your friend
A D
She's doing quaaludes again
A D
Quaaludes again
{Dialogue between man and woman with riff in the background:}
He: Baby, you've been doing quaaludes again. Well, then who?
She: No. Not me. I don't have any quaaludes
He: You don't have 'em cause you took em all already
She: No
He: You had six
She: Nooo...
He: You had six yesterday, right? In your purse?
She: No...
He: How many you got now? Where'd they go?
She: No. I don't have any
He: That's what I mean
She: No...
He: Where'd they go? What'd you take?
She: I didn't take anything. I just had a small... a small headache
He: So what did you take? What did you take for a headache?
She: No... Maybe an aspirin
He: That's the biggest damned aspirin I've ever seen! You did... You keep... Don't keep
pullin at me! Don't do that! Don't do that! c'mon... you're bumpin' into the furniture
She: It hurts!
He: What?! I didn't move ANYTHING around!
She: [moaning]
He: You had FIVE quaaludes in your purse yesterday. You have none today!
She: I gave them away
He: You gave away what? You gave everything away!
She: I gave it to all my friends
He: Yeah. How much time did you see your friends?
She: Well...
He: You were supposed to see them for five minutes?
She: Well... Don't you know how it is?
He: I DON'T know how it is
She: Nooo...
He: I know you're doin 'ludes, and you said... you said that the next time you get them
I should take them away and flush them down the toilet
She: Noooo...
He: Didn't you say that?
She: NO....noooooo...
He: DON'T keep pullin' me to the damn bed! I don't want an old... I'm tellin you... You
are turnin' me OFF!
[fading away]
He: Now let me tell you... Will you keep your eyes open! Get up!