Biography:
Shane Dawson (born 19 July, 1988 as Shane Lee Yaw) is a YouTube comedian currently residing in Los Angeles, USA. Shane is known for making comedy videos featuring many recurring characters (such as Shanaynay, Ned the Nerd, S. Deezy, and Aunt Hilda), impersonations (such as Paris Hilton and Sarah Palin), and spoofs of popular music videos such as Telephone Dudes Version (Ned the Nerd) and Last Sunday Night (Aunt Hilda). As of November 1, 2010 his main YouTube channel is the third most subscribed channel of all time behind Nigahiga
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Verse I:
F
Its Christmas time and Santa's here making the children smile,
Gm
But hes just a pedophile, so you better watch yo child.
F
Christmas Trees in every house, covered in shiny lights,
Gm
But they just turn brown and die, or set your whole house on fire.
C Gm C
These are the reasons I hate the seasons, but I'mma give it a try
Chorus:
Dm Bb F C
Maybe this year I wont be sad on Christmas
Dm Bb F C
Maybe I'll have a happy holiday
Dm F Bb Bbm
Replace my heartache and my pain, with mistletoe and candy cane,
F C F
This Christmas, could go my way.
Verse II:
F
Having fun with all your friends, sippin' on that egg nog,
Gm
But it just looks like jizz, all over your upper lip.
F
Houses made out of ginger bead, cookies like Christmas trees giving ya
Gm
Heart disease, and type two diabetes (Type two diabetes!)
C Gm C
These are the reasons I hate the seasons, but Imma give it a try.
Chorus:
Dm Bb F C
Maybe this year I wont be sad on Christmas,
Dm Bb F C
Maybe I'll have a happy holiday.
Dm F Bb Bbm
Replace my heartache and my pain, with mistletoe and candy cane,
F C F
This Christmas, could go my way.
Bridge:
D C# C B
I've never seen a reindeer fly, I've never heard the sleigh bells ring,
D C# C B
I've never seen a snowman come to life, never head the angels sing,
D C# C B
But I hope, and I pray, that maybe this Christmas Day, that'll change
Chorus:
(Slower)
Dm Bb F C
Maybe this year I wont be sad on Christmas
Dm Bb F C
Maybe I'll have a happy holiday
Dm F Bb Bbm
Replace my heartache and my pain, with mistletoe and candy cane,
F C F
This Christmas, could go my way.
(Normal speed)
Dm Bb F C
Maybe this year I wont be sad on Christmas
Dm Bb F C
Maybe I'll have a happy holiday
Dm F Bb Bbm
Replace my heartache and my pain, and lets just dance the night away
F C F
This Christmas, is going my way.
F
Just dance with me
F
Its Christmas time and Santa's here making the children smile,
Gm
But hes just a pedophile, so you better watch yo child.
F
Christmas Trees in every house, covered in shiny lights,
Gm
But they just turn brown and die, or set your whole house on fire.
C Gm C
These are the reasons I hate the seasons, but I'mma give it a try
Chorus:
Dm Bb F C
Maybe this year I wont be sad on Christmas
Dm Bb F C
Maybe I'll have a happy holiday
Dm F Bb Bbm
Replace my heartache and my pain, with mistletoe and candy cane,
F C F
This Christmas, could go my way.
Verse II:
F
Having fun with all your friends, sippin' on that egg nog,
Gm
But it just looks like jizz, all over your upper lip.
F
Houses made out of ginger bead, cookies like Christmas trees giving ya
Gm
Heart disease, and type two diabetes (Type two diabetes!)
C Gm C
These are the reasons I hate the seasons, but Imma give it a try.
Chorus:
Dm Bb F C
Maybe this year I wont be sad on Christmas,
Dm Bb F C
Maybe I'll have a happy holiday.
Dm F Bb Bbm
Replace my heartache and my pain, with mistletoe and candy cane,
F C F
This Christmas, could go my way.
Bridge:
D C# C B
I've never seen a reindeer fly, I've never heard the sleigh bells ring,
D C# C B
I've never seen a snowman come to life, never head the angels sing,
D C# C B
But I hope, and I pray, that maybe this Christmas Day, that'll change
Chorus:
(Slower)
Dm Bb F C
Maybe this year I wont be sad on Christmas
Dm Bb F C
Maybe I'll have a happy holiday
Dm F Bb Bbm
Replace my heartache and my pain, with mistletoe and candy cane,
F C F
This Christmas, could go my way.
(Normal speed)
Dm Bb F C
Maybe this year I wont be sad on Christmas
Dm Bb F C
Maybe I'll have a happy holiday
Dm F Bb Bbm
Replace my heartache and my pain, and lets just dance the night away
F C F
This Christmas, is going my way.
F
Just dance with me
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