Biography:
Shane Dawson (born 19 July, 1988 as Shane Lee Yaw) is a YouTube comedian currently residing in Los Angeles, USA. Shane is known for making comedy videos featuring many recurring characters (such as Shanaynay, Ned the Nerd, S. Deezy, and Aunt Hilda), impersonations (such as Paris Hilton and Sarah Palin), and spoofs of popular music videos such as Telephone Dudes Version (Ned the Nerd) and Last Sunday Night (Aunt Hilda). As of November 1, 2010 his main YouTube channel is the third most subscribed channel of all time behind Nigahiga
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Tuning: Standard (EADGBE)
Capo: 1
F: xx3211
C: x32010
A#: xx3331
D#: xx6343
F
I wake up on the wrong side of my floor
C
My clothes still smell like the night before
A#
Where am I?
C
Why am I talking to myself? (Self)
F
I'm like a fat-kid running through a candy store
C
Like a nympho surrounded by a bunch of whores
A# C
Why can't I just get control over myself? (Self)
F
I'm not trying to be a saint
C
I don't wanna be president someday
A#
I'm just trying to make my way
C
Yeah
F
I'm sorry I'm a fuck up
Yeah
C
I can't do nothing right
A#
I'm sorry I'm a fuck up
Yeah
C
It ain't no ones fault but mine
F
I'm sorry I'm a fuck up
Yeah
C
I can't do nothing right
A#
I'm sorry I'm a fuck up
Yeah
C
So if you fuck up all the time
Let's all sing
F
Oops my bad
C
I never said
A# C
I'd ever get it right
Da da da da da
F
My girlfriend told me that she wants a break
C
And that being with me is what turned her gay
A#
What's with me?
C
Why does this happen all the time? (Time)
F
I'm like a blind man walking through a perfume shop
C
I'm like a black guy switching lanes infront of the cops
A# C
Why can't I just get control over myself? (Self)
F
I'm not trying to be a saint
C
I don't wanna be president someday
A#
I'm just trying to make my way
C
Yeah
F
I'm sorry I'm a fuck up
Yeah
C
I can't do nothing right
A#
I'm sorry I'm a fuck up
Yeah
C
It ain't no ones fault but mine
F
I'm sorry I'm a fuck up
Yeah
C
I can't do nothing right
A#
I'm sorry I'm a fuck up
Yeah
C
So if you fuck up all the time
Let's all sing
F
Oops my bad
C
I never said
A# C
I'd ever get it right
Da da da da da
F
I'm just a bad luck charm
C
To blame when things go wrong
A#
Been cursed since I was born
C
Maybe one day I'll change
D# A# C
For now all I can say
Yeah
F
I'm sorry I'm a fuck up
Yeah
C
I can't do nothing right
A#
I'm sorry I'm a fuck up
Yeah
C
It ain't no ones fault but mine
F
I'm sorry I'm a fuck up
Yeah
C
I can't do nothing right
A#
I'm sorry I'm a fuck up
Yeah
C
So if you fuck up all the time
Let's all sing
F
Oops my bad
C
I never said
A# C
I'd ever get it right
F
Oops my bad
C
I never said
A# C
I'd ever get it right
F
Oops my bad
C
I never said
A# C
I'd ever get it right
F
Da da da da da da
Ah fuck it
Capo: 1
F: xx3211
C: x32010
A#: xx3331
D#: xx6343
F
I wake up on the wrong side of my floor
C
My clothes still smell like the night before
A#
Where am I?
C
Why am I talking to myself? (Self)
F
I'm like a fat-kid running through a candy store
C
Like a nympho surrounded by a bunch of whores
A# C
Why can't I just get control over myself? (Self)
F
I'm not trying to be a saint
C
I don't wanna be president someday
A#
I'm just trying to make my way
C
Yeah
F
I'm sorry I'm a fuck up
Yeah
C
I can't do nothing right
A#
I'm sorry I'm a fuck up
Yeah
C
It ain't no ones fault but mine
F
I'm sorry I'm a fuck up
Yeah
C
I can't do nothing right
A#
I'm sorry I'm a fuck up
Yeah
C
So if you fuck up all the time
Let's all sing
F
Oops my bad
C
I never said
A# C
I'd ever get it right
Da da da da da
F
My girlfriend told me that she wants a break
C
And that being with me is what turned her gay
A#
What's with me?
C
Why does this happen all the time? (Time)
F
I'm like a blind man walking through a perfume shop
C
I'm like a black guy switching lanes infront of the cops
A# C
Why can't I just get control over myself? (Self)
F
I'm not trying to be a saint
C
I don't wanna be president someday
A#
I'm just trying to make my way
C
Yeah
F
I'm sorry I'm a fuck up
Yeah
C
I can't do nothing right
A#
I'm sorry I'm a fuck up
Yeah
C
It ain't no ones fault but mine
F
I'm sorry I'm a fuck up
Yeah
C
I can't do nothing right
A#
I'm sorry I'm a fuck up
Yeah
C
So if you fuck up all the time
Let's all sing
F
Oops my bad
C
I never said
A# C
I'd ever get it right
Da da da da da
F
I'm just a bad luck charm
C
To blame when things go wrong
A#
Been cursed since I was born
C
Maybe one day I'll change
D# A# C
For now all I can say
Yeah
F
I'm sorry I'm a fuck up
Yeah
C
I can't do nothing right
A#
I'm sorry I'm a fuck up
Yeah
C
It ain't no ones fault but mine
F
I'm sorry I'm a fuck up
Yeah
C
I can't do nothing right
A#
I'm sorry I'm a fuck up
Yeah
C
So if you fuck up all the time
Let's all sing
F
Oops my bad
C
I never said
A# C
I'd ever get it right
F
Oops my bad
C
I never said
A# C
I'd ever get it right
F
Oops my bad
C
I never said
A# C
I'd ever get it right
F
Da da da da da da
Ah fuck it
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